What! Kathy, you don’t have an house elf?Just send an an email to elfhome@gocomics.com and I’m sure they will send you (s)one.
May I have a house elf too?
I’d love to have a house elf, as well. Oh, man, John & Scott, you have to invent these lol
YAY! the beard is going !!!!! wait did I start the beard must go !
That’s too bad, I wanted to see what he looked like with an Ashurbanipal style.
I thought I had a house elf. Found out it was my wife!
There are no elves. Everyone knows its the sock fairy that picks up socks
Please?
enough hints..cut the mangy beard off!!
The irony is, Roy once tried to free a house elf, but it refused to take any of his clothes. Even they have standards.
The only thing my house elf does is mess up the kitchen and drink all my beer never any work.Need to fire her.
House evles treat one sock of each pair with special heat-sensative magic that makes it disappear when the dryer gets too hot.
Anyone who can’t spell goatee should not wear one, or try to convince others to wear one. (The word does not end in IE!)
Why? Even a pygmy goat stinks up the workplace when you wear it around your neck.
Wait, is that why I have to pick up my husbands dirty socks, he might think there is a house elf? I need to talk to him.
Do we need to have a meeting of SPEW?
If Roy wants a house elf then keep the beard, bleach it white, and become Santa.
do it,,do it!!!
Shave, Roy, shave!!!
looking at my place…… PLEEEZZZE send house elf now! Please add Brownie to the mix.
John Zakour and Scott Roberts
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
What! Kathy, you don’t have an house elf?Just send an an email to elfhome@gocomics.com and I’m sure they will send you (s)one.
milegrin almost 13 years ago
May I have a house elf too?
votes for goatie in keeping with the current geek trend :)skiffywriter almost 13 years ago
I’d love to have a house elf, as well. Oh, man, John & Scott, you have to invent these lol
phaze58 almost 13 years ago
YAY! the beard is going !!!!! wait did I start the beard must go !
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 13 years ago
That’s too bad, I wanted to see what he looked like with an Ashurbanipal style.
NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I thought I had a house elf. Found out it was my wife!
cincity48 almost 13 years ago
There are no elves. Everyone knows its the sock fairy that picks up socks
Plods with ...â„¢ almost 13 years ago
Please?
lily245pj almost 13 years ago
enough hints..cut the mangy beard off!!
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 13 years ago
The irony is, Roy once tried to free a house elf, but it refused to take any of his clothes. Even they have standards.
cactuslady100 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The only thing my house elf does is mess up the kitchen and drink all my beer never any work.Need to fire her.
Terry Foreman almost 13 years ago
House evles treat one sock of each pair with special heat-sensative magic that makes it disappear when the dryer gets too hot.
wwh85cp almost 13 years ago
Anyone who can’t spell goatee should not wear one, or try to convince others to wear one. (The word does not end in IE!)
Why? Even a pygmy goat stinks up the workplace when you wear it around your neck.
Rogina75 almost 13 years ago
Wait, is that why I have to pick up my husbands dirty socks, he might think there is a house elf? I need to talk to him.
meg_grif almost 13 years ago
Do we need to have a meeting of SPEW?
Walzbear almost 13 years ago
If Roy wants a house elf then keep the beard, bleach it white, and become Santa.
lkcelleo almost 13 years ago
do it,,do it!!!
noreenklose almost 13 years ago
Shave, Roy, shave!!!
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
looking at my place…… PLEEEZZZE send house elf now! Please add Brownie to the mix.