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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 12, 2012
June 11, 2012
June 13, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra has a dangerous blast from her teenage past! Boy: That's one down. Cobra: Look out! Behind you - a walking beard with a gun! Boy: Quick question - if that jerk-faced pirate was a number on a clock- Cobra: Uhhh - nine! Boy: Ka-pling! Get behind me, sugar bullet! Pirate: Argh! Bested by a scrawny, pimple-faced teen! Next time I see you, you're deader than the guy who I stole this beard from! Boy: Give me the keys to your boat! And they're not pimples, it's a rash! I'm allergic to scurvy!
DoubleScribble almost 13 years ago
Fortunately, he’s not allergic to kicking pirate butt.
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
I’d watch a RIP HAYWIRE animated TV series anytime! Wall-to-wall funny in today’s strip in particular; still LOL over “I’m allergic to scurvy!” :-)
Linda Solomon almost 13 years ago
personally I loved the “ka-pling”… lol.HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
Jason Scarborough almost 13 years ago
I like that idea, but, I’m a little ok alot worried that what ever network that picked a hypothetical Rip Haywire series up wouldn’t let Dan retain creative control, and try to turn it into an unspired Archer or Venture brothers clone.