I want to grow up and cure cancer, be a famous actor and travel to Mars. Well, you're gonna grow up, I'm sure. Those other things are gonna take a lot of work. I want to stay little forever.
I wish I could go back to 1987, tell my womb donor (aka mother) NOT to marry her current husband (‘step dad’).BUT I don’t know how much that would have changed things.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
If only…sigh
Rog22 over 12 years ago
Find something you love to do Eddie, and then figure out how to get people to pay you to do it. Then it won’t really be work!
LLABDDO over 12 years ago
Excited to depressed in one second. Frank Bucket demotivational speaker extraordinaire.
ossiningaling over 12 years ago
Win win. Eddie will probably grow up and probably stay little.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Getting to stay little would be fun and good if your parents are nice and don’t mis-treat you!
Allan CB Premium Member over 12 years ago
I wish I could go back to 1987, tell my womb donor (aka mother) NOT to marry her current husband (‘step dad’).BUT I don’t know how much that would have changed things.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 12 years ago
Most of ’em.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Frank has a point there.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
Would probably take even more work.
sunchaunzo over 1 year ago
You and me both, kid.