Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 08, 2012

What are they using, a 20 HP engine with a spool of saw chains?

A weed hacker, Verne! A weed hacker!

String theory gone wild

Is that Tim Taylor’s house? Did he modify his weed wacker again with a lawn mower engine?

Well,he’s right really. Obviously should have had some practice at the garden range.

No the used the NEW Black & Wrecker 9000 weed wacker.

Saying a weed hacker kills gardens is like saying a fork made Michael Moore fat.

Puny earthlings, the spaceship disguise was a success. Now if we could just get it to fly straight.

Weed Whacker used to be the generic term for Weed Eater. And that’s what happened to this garden: it got whacked.

A weed whacked didn’t do that damage. That was a brush hog with a saw blade attachment.

Weed hacker control means using both handles!

I can relate to this. Two days ago, I used a bush cutter to chop down 5-feet-tall grass on a “lawn.” Found some interesting things whenever the blade started making funny noises when it struck them, like concrete blocks. Good thing it was a rental.

“If you’ve ever weed-whacked your yard, and needed a plumber and a mason, here’s your sign!”…Sorry, wrong comedian.

Verne is correct, they did it with a laptop on a rope!