Pickles by Brian Crane for June 05, 2012

And also lazy.

Baloney?

Keep telling her Earl that it’s a Natural Florida Landscape. That’s what I do ( to no avail )

I’m with Earl.

Mmmmmm, baloney.

It is not working Earl

You’re being too polite, Opal. That’s enough fertilizer for thousands of weed beds.

I see a wife that needs exercise and sunlight.

“I look at you, and I see a wolf.” “You never saw a wolf in your life.” “I see a wolf in everybody I ever met, and I see a wolf in you.”“You know what I see when I look at you?”(grumpily) “What?”“The girl I married.”(double take, giggles) “Oh you…”

@orinoco womblehee…hee

Give it up, Earl. You can’t win.

My father used to dig things up in the woods and plant them in his garden. Unfortunately for human harmony, his next door neighbor was a serious horticulturist, and the wind came along……

“You clutch your baggie full of weedand careful not to spill a seed,You roll a joint as big as Baltimore….”

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent

I see what Opal sees. If he wants a no-care yard, grass is the wrong thing to be growing.

Earl needs to go to E-Harmony…

Same here, Opal.

LOL LOL xxx

you can win this battle Earl do you part to save the environment & let nature florish

ewalnut: Try Edward Fritz v City of Dallas. Ned put a climax short grass prairie in his front yard. It is green in spring and summer, bronze in fall, and like all other yards in winter. Dallas called it weeds. Ned was an environmental lawyer and argued that the prairie was what was originally there, that anything else was a weed since it didn’t belong, and that was the no-mow yard he wanted. He won the case, but City did make him hide it behind a hedge. I notice that there are more hedged yards in his block now.

I just got zapped for an untidy plot in the community garden. I found three clumps of dallis grass, which I removed. I had planted everything close together, crowding out the Bermuda grass that was invading other gardens, especially the one next to mine. I think I won that case too. We will see if others use my technique next year. Ned would be proud.

Few women appreciate the sublime nature of Thoreau’s philosophy of the nature of the sublime.Simplify, simplify…

my wife and her mother keep telling me that i am full of baloney…when in reality..i am full of salami….