New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for May 29, 2012

Can’t be Vic on the cover – she’s smiling.

Wild guess — she won’t be amused.

As an old coot, I feel insulted.

That’s about it.

What are we in between?

Pab, this is my fave of recent days!!

Good question. I’ve been called a grumpy old git before now but never coot or geezer. I think “wrinkly” comes before coot. Geezer isn’t a word much used around here.

Does that mean that even at Vicky’s age, girls still have cooties?

…I’m waiting to become an “old bat” myself…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y

I prefer: Sexy Senior Citizen.

I’ve never been accused of being that!

I thought coot was the feminine of geezer!

Queen Victoria left 70 years worth of diaries to her youngest daughter Princess Beatrice. Afraid people might get the idea her mother was some sort of human being, she cut out and destroyed the most interesting two thirds before letting them be published.

That is so funny.