Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 28, 2012

it’s true.

So very true…

trouble in the “castle”

The pawn is not comfortable having his Liege spill his guts to him….

OK, I’ll say it. Once a king always a king, but once a knight is enough!

He wasn’t the king of his castle, he was merely a pawn in their relationship. So nitey night. It’s over. Checkmate.

The king is so desolate he doesn’t realise he is drinking with a pawn of the enemy

He’s had a really checkered career.

Workin’ on mysteries without any clues…..Workin’ on our night moves….

She’s heard how you like to play games and briefly castle up. Can’t blame her for defending herself against getting rooked.

She even pawned her wedding ring. Oops, I forgot my wallet, mind picking up the check, mate?

Yeah like " got to move like SIR mick jagger"

Someone else remembers Combat!

Anyone else think the king’s face looks female? Must be the big eyes and small mouth.

Menwhile, the bishop is molesting a pawn…

Once a king, always a king.But once a knight is good enough.

@olive oylMom would wash your mouth out with soap if she knew of your post..

@Penny Robinson Fan Club.You might be in the same boat as olive.

Drink up and get it off your chess.

@DrivelThanks, bud. Took your advice and am now ready for a good night’s sleep, courtesy of Caribaya white rum.

Good one, Mark.

….is….it just me, or is that the queen, not the king? All eyelashes and stuff?