Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 19, 2012

yes, the latest science says that without more study on the topic, we’d lack the vital food for thought, and without the nourishment…we wouldn’t make it

World’s greatest lie “I’m from the government and I’m here to help you”

Maybe we should form a committee to study the results of the study.

A study recently conducted by Acme University shows that 76% of all statistics are made up, on the spot, further the remaining 24% are made up before hand.

To paraphrase Newton, for every study there is an equal and opposite study.

the next door neighbor’s kid said that in History class 4 weeks before school was out, they studied U>S>government. I asked him what books did they give him to study with and he said " oh, you know…comic books and Mad Magazine…"

My parents grew up in the Depression. This is not a depression.

You would be amazed at just how many college students have degrees in areas like liberal arts, which have little or no value in getting a job. And that is just one example. Many college grads are stunned to discover that their degrees, which they thought were their tickets to the big time, are actually more like albatrosses around their collective necks when it comes to real world applications.

Oh so that is why I have a headache!

And now in other news..Mayor Bloomberg says..

“I’m the soda Nazi..No Soda For You!”

And didn’t the Pentagon just release a study of all the studies the Pentagon’s even done, or some similar redundant nonsense?