Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for July 11, 2012

That store manager should be shipped toSingapore on a one way ticket.

We expected otherwise?

That’s why it’s cheaper to buy a new product rather than get the old one fixed.

…you can buy them at Walmart for about $30.00

He’s been talking to this guy since June 30 ….. and the sad part is; in about two weeks we’re going to find out that it was just a “dream” that he had when he fell asleep watching that Jack Benny movie.

Gee whiz, just buy a new DVD player… somewhere else!And tell all your friends not to patronize this guy.

Good grief. Just go to another store, spend another $29 and buy another one and get away from this joker.

The salesman is within range of Skeezix flattening his nose.

That’s not an estimate. An estimate involves actually looking at the player to see what migh be wrong.

“Ending is better than mending.” 1984

Due to the miracles of modern technology, we have arrived.

Skeezix is better off buying a new one at a different store.

Let’s switch to a Burns & Allen skit.

I bought a CD/DVD cleaner disc for 8 bucks toclean the laser optics on my Phillips DVD player..Fixed it right up.

The really sad thing is when it’s cheaper to buy a new printer than to buy refill ink.

A years worth of this PUKE!!!

Let’s keep Walt out of this one….it’s his “boy”, Skeezix.

I want them to make a DVD player with tubes so, if they

go bad, I can go down to Thrifty’s drug store to test them

and buy new ones for 6 bucks..Oh…waitaminute..