Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2012
June 23, 2012
June 26, 2012
Transcript:
See? I love you for realzies, you big lug! Rip: But how can we be 100% positive you're free of skull's brainwash? McLuvyah: There is one way! While cleansing her noggin, I discovered a marriage death trap fail-safe! Skull hates marriage more than George Clooney! So they programmed Cobra to kill you just before saying "I do"! If you want to test it, I am internet-certified to perform wacky, spur-of-the-moment marriages! Cobra: Ooo! Let's see if I off him! Rip: You like that, wouldn't you, black widow!
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
Ole Rip’s panicking like a fat girl at an All-you-can-eat buffett ten minutes before closing time!!!!
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
Now THIS is an interesting twist! Go on, you two – tie the knot! As if you weren’t made for each other.
mntim over 12 years ago
How are these for last words: “Buk-buk-buk b-cah!”
secar1 over 12 years ago
OOOOoh. plot twist. X)
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 12 years ago
I have a certificate from the Church of Dudeism, (as in Big Lebowski) and I can legally marry someone.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
If that’s the case, they might as well head back to the ranch and get the rest of the Haywire Hacienda in on this.Let’s face it… The very thought of those two get married right then and there without them. If Cobra doesn’t kill him… THEY WILL!!!
More or Less Premium Member over 12 years ago
i keep falling more deeply in love with Cobra with every strip.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
Although, being wed mid-action packed adventure is a typical Haywire way to do things!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Marriage Death Trap Fail-Safe, or Shotgun Weddings…Which… is… Deadlier?
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Don’t be a fool, Rip! Go through a Pre-Cana with Cobra if you really want to make sure you crazy kids can live happily ever after! :-)
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!.Dan is finding out what it will take to get T-Shirts made of panel 2 in Fridays strip. I cant wait!!