Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2012

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See? I love you for realzies, you big lug! Rip: But how can we be 100% positive you're free of skull's brainwash? McLuvyah: There is one way! While cleansing her noggin, I discovered a marriage death trap fail-safe! Skull hates marriage more than George Clooney! So they programmed Cobra to kill you just before saying "I do"! If you want to test it, I am internet-certified to perform wacky, spur-of-the-moment marriages! Cobra: Ooo! Let's see if I off him! Rip: You like that, wouldn't you, black widow!