Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 21, 2012

Finally, a good use for pasta.

Mixed vegetables?

Apparently stale green pasta Martians are kinda tasty.

We ignore the Sasquatch Peril at our, um, peril.

Petey! Take HEART! Screw up your COURAGE! The American Public needs to be educated about The Lurking Threat to its Children Posed by Mixed Vegetables! If you don’t STEP UP now, how will you ever be able to live with your conscience in a future of mixed-vegetable-wracked ex-children?!

So. Petey has a dark side …

Petey doesn’t like his foods to touch, and mixed vegetables inherently touch. Also there might be lima beans, and according to Petey “Succotash was invented by Native Americans to disguise lima beans as food.”

By the way, Calvin is eating his favorite cereal this morning and there’s no mention of marshmallows.

Clearly Petey hasn’t heard about flouridation. The most detestable commie plot ever to threaten our precious bodily fluids…

Fluoridation — one of the best ways to help strengthen tooth enamel and prevent dental caries. Less need for it now tht most toothpaste formulations include fluoride, but still usefull in many areas of the US.

Yeah, Dill. Don’t eat the Martian.

Where’s the black helicopters?

I’m surprised no one has said that he won’t be showing the political debates. (Please let’s not talk about it though.)

Pasta Martians? Are Pastafarians not far behind?

I can’t believe Dil did that.

Dill got touched by His Noodly Appendage. Ptoo! A controversial invasion, for sure. . . Pirates, strippers, and the beer volcano are on their way.

Come-on Night-Gaunt! Do ou know how much fluoride is in that glass of wine you are having right now? Answer: 4 ppm water is 0.25-1.0 ppm. By your thinking your eyes should be mottled and brittle.