Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 08, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Rob! You a got a new movie in the mail! Bucky: What is it? Satchel: Uh... "The Tempest." Bucky: Pfff. Yet another movie based on a video game. Rob: It's shakespeare, Bucky! Satchel: You're just mad 'cause no one wanted that script you wrote based on pong! Bucky: Technically, Spielberg hasn't got back to me yet, forget home, Steve, phone Bucky! Rob: You're still mad about Spielberg not buying your pong adaption? Ha ha! Bucky: Hey, he did "jaws" and that wasn't even a video game! Rob: You can't make a movie out of pong, Bucky. Bucky: Oh yeah? What part of hit the title character with boards for 90 minutes do you not think works as a movie? I'd cast Jackie Chan as pong. The man knows how to take a punch. Satchel: And vinnie Jones could be a board!
rayannina over 12 years ago
Kristen Stewart and Keanu Reeves as the boards. Theyâve got the dramatic range for it.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Yeah, thatâs our boys, jusâ hanginâ out waxinâ all intellectual an allâŠâŠactually, itâs probably a better conversation than I had all dayâŠ..
Varnes over 12 years ago
I like the little picture on the calendarâŠ..nice touch, Mr. ConleyâŠ.
revisages over 12 years ago
you say youâre only a titular character âcause youâre bored with 60 minutes?
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Pong sounds like a game made out of the old Punch and Judy shows, where they hit each other with slap-sticks for the duration of the playlets. The full show takes over an hour, so yeah.
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
âPlay The Tempest in the Park,â read the sign. So, I got a pocket full of quarters, and I headed to the park. I didnât have a lot of money, but I brought everything I made. I had a callus on my finger, and my shoulder was hurting tooâŠ
wordymom over 12 years ago
As a former English major and old-school videogame player, I would love the first two panels on a coffee mug or shirt or something. Just another little throwaway gem in the world of Bucky.
Armitage72 over 12 years ago
This reminds me of the trailer someone made for âMinesweeper: The Movieâ.
Hoodude over 12 years ago
Yâknow,the catâs on to somethingâŠconcept,context.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Bucky does have a point. Jackie Chanâs Drunken Monkey is amazing and would fit right in as the title character trying to avoid being bopped and bopping in return.