I’ve always liked this strip but too many times he wastes all that big Sunday space with a single panel or a 3 panel strip. It’s like he WANTS the paper to shrink his work down. It should be the opposite, with 20 panels and tiny letters so that people ask papers to NOT shrink everyone’s work.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
Morton looks like a lifeguard rather than a self-claimed chic magnet. Have a nice dip, bucko.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
I think they’re going to stand, at least until Mr. Goldthwait gets himself a bit of Proactive acne treatment.
cybergal29 over 12 years ago
They could just grab the charis and move to the OTHER SIDE of the pool!
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Morton’s relentless, I’ll give him that.
gfchl over 12 years ago
facepalm wow. at firwst I thought he was using it as a makeshift lifeguard tower.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago
Just needs a little push, then a shocked reaction to make it look like an accident.
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
What logic the girls are missing is that they could just move the 2 chairs by morton away…
Ginrummy33 over 12 years ago
I’ve always liked this strip but too many times he wastes all that big Sunday space with a single panel or a 3 panel strip. It’s like he WANTS the paper to shrink his work down. It should be the opposite, with 20 panels and tiny letters so that people ask papers to NOT shrink everyone’s work.
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
And yet I’ll bet that the girls would be pulling the same stunt if the pool area were filled with nothing but hunky boys. Desperation knows no gender.
el8 over 12 years ago
Morton “Drown Me” Jr.
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 7 years ago
Push over the stack
Josequeen over 3 years ago
How’d he get up there…?
Deless over 2 years ago
They cant take the chairs and run?
shrekk over 2 years ago
Someone push him