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To: Redkeycei Repoc,Welcome to the neighborhood. I thought you might like to know that this Saturday, I have some friends dropping by who are musicians. My buddy, the irrepressible, follicle challenged, ( stand in for Laughin Larry ) guitarist from Tenacious D, Kyle Gass will be dropping by. He said good ole Jack ( Black ) might accompany him. So if you want to drop by and do a little jamming, youāre more than welcome.Mayebe rock out on a little Deth Starr with Jack, if thatās your kind of thing.Of course all of my Ballard Street friends are invited also. Rum Punch and Snickerdoodles for all !
Itās a grate day at the Munkeyās champagne campaign headquartersā¦. Besides all the bootyful wimens dressinā up in there finery dresses fer the Cotillyun Paraydā¦ The Munkeysā Politikal Potty Partee (Terdtikipubs) travel agent and part time sky-riter Neal āBuzzā Allrun has volunteared to rite a speshul camp pain messedge above the Ballard County Corthouseā¦.. now ifān one of mah party delicates wood be kind enuff ta git a pikshur of it, we cud git it on the evnin noozeā¦!!!! (Thanx Neal!!!)
Whatās to worry about?His special collar/wing yoke doubles as a life saverā¦. he has his extra large nitro feul tank securely attached to hisā¦..umā¦. maybe it shouldnāt be ā¦. you knowā¦. right there on his clothes, thoughā¦.
And Margā¦. that seems to be pretty common on Ballard St.Iāve been wondering whether they wear cardboard inside their pants to save the fabric.
Ohā¦.. and Stel, when you show upā¦.about those wigsā¦.
I dunnoā¦. Iāve had requests for that two-tone blue and white on real hairā¦and also requests to fill it in all blue or all white.
If you look at day before yesterday, even Rusty-Boy had that ever-popular coloration!
I think the Cheap Tricks Salon in the Ballard St. Mall is selling people on the idea cos they can do it using cheap powder bleach and Mrs. Stewartās Bluing
There are draped salons overlooking the Bal de Ballarde , where one can observe the goings-on, then draw the drapes and have a private meal or relax on the chaise longue for a bit. Perhaps this would work for you? It would be a shame for you to miss itā¦
Neal happened to see this photo in a magazine in the dentistās office, and just knew that he could duplicate the wings once he got back to his basement workshopā¦
Stelā¦. we need to encourage Neal to duplicate one important feature he ignored: the NOSE CONE, a term Iām sure heād respond to better than āhelmet.ā
In fact weād better say āPlease, wonāt you buy a professionally made nose cone ,ā cos āduplicateā implies āmakeā and we donāt want him ttrusting his own concoction of paper plates and styrofoam egg cartons.
X and Monkey ā¦. Wait a minuteā¦. have I been working my fingers to the bone, making signs, writing āVote Monkeyā in mustard on hot dogs for a 50Ā¢ profitā¦.converting the bakery into a campaign headquarters and cleaning it up after visiting goat, sheep, yak and monkey delegations from Turdmunkestanā¦.just to raise $16 and change after expensesā¦.when the Monkey already has piles of ready cash????
āā¦when the Monkey already has piles of ready cash????ā+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++UH OH! I was wondering how a new county jail and sports center were going to get fundedā¦..
OK, letās not get too upset yet. Iām hopinā thereās a REASONABLE explanation for all this. Of course, do you suppose Linguist knew about this weeks ago, and thatās why he wasnāt fully in support of FSMB ? Anyway, letās see what everybodyās got to say for themselves. Just saw X hereā¦
Suzi Suzi Suziā¦!!!!Ah Jess sawyer postā¦ X is rightā¦!!! Ifān ya go back a month or so youāll see that we got them pallets from T-stan an there actual ā¬Terdmarksā¦ Exchange rate is .00638112 per USDā¦ An if ya look closer, that aināt Ben, thatās the furst Ambassador to the USā¦. Don Ricklestanā¦. He made a mint importing Tstan hockey pucksā¦ an of corse you know nobody on BS accepts Tstan ā¬Terdmarks ā¦. !!!! All yer hard week is NOT fer naughtā¦!!! Right Xā¦??!!!!! An the leftover funds from Mah camp pain fer the jail an stadium is wishful optomizmā¦!!!!
Oh Monkey!!Iām so glad you explained!I wasā¦. well, I was SO happy thinking you wanted to clean up Ballard Countyā¦.Iām just (sniff) very glad to hear I wasnāt wrongā¦. cos I spent a lot of time yesterday at the soap factory, talking them into producing this wonderful campaign itemā¦.which they are giving us AT COSTā¦(I even got them to make the āfresh airā scented one in BLUEā¦.)and all the profits will go to the campaign!
I just knew youād never let me downā¦
Anyway I gotta job to doā¦.see everybody laterā¦ or in the morningā¦.
While it has been nice knowing Neal these past three minutes, I fear our friendship may be coming to an abrupt end. Ours was a passionate bond while it lasted. Brief, but fiery, you could say.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Thatās just plain scary !
Linguist over 12 years ago
To: Redkeycei Repoc,Welcome to the neighborhood. I thought you might like to know that this Saturday, I have some friends dropping by who are musicians. My buddy, the irrepressible, follicle challenged, ( stand in for Laughin Larry ) guitarist from Tenacious D, Kyle Gass will be dropping by. He said good ole Jack ( Black ) might accompany him. So if you want to drop by and do a little jamming, youāre more than welcome.Mayebe rock out on a little Deth Starr with Jack, if thatās your kind of thing.Of course all of my Ballard Street friends are invited also. Rum Punch and Snickerdoodles for all !
margueritem over 12 years ago
Iām troubled by Nealās square tush, it is disturbing.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
beviek Says1Wow, somebodyās got a short fuse!!
1This comment was pre-prepared to mess with your head
Linguist over 12 years ago
Neilās take off may be interesting but Iām not so sure of the landing.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Itās a grate day at the Munkeyās champagne campaign headquartersā¦. Besides all the bootyful wimens dressinā up in there finery dresses fer the Cotillyun Paraydā¦ The Munkeysā Politikal Potty Partee (Terdtikipubs) travel agent and part time sky-riter Neal āBuzzā Allrun has volunteared to rite a speshul camp pain messedge above the Ballard County Corthouseā¦.. now ifān one of mah party delicates wood be kind enuff ta git a pikshur of it, we cud git it on the evnin noozeā¦!!!! (Thanx Neal!!!)
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Itās gonna be a grate dayā¦ ah can feel it in mah bonez..!!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
BTWā¦ X wuz nyce enuff ta hep out a gud fren at Hermanz with sum fynanse guy danceā¦ Wut a NYSE guyā¦!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Neal is off to a flying start!
Whatās to worry about?His special collar/wing yoke doubles as a life saverā¦. he has his extra large nitro feul tank securely attached to hisā¦..umā¦. maybe it shouldnāt be ā¦. you knowā¦. right there on his clothes, thoughā¦.
Umā¦ Neal! Wait!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Monkey! ā hope you saw my message last nightā¦
and speaking of messages last nightā¦.Linguistā¦. there seem to be an echoā¦.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
X! How did Bev know??
And Margā¦. that seems to be pretty common on Ballard St.Iāve been wondering whether they wear cardboard inside their pants to save the fabric.
Ohā¦.. and Stel, when you show upā¦.about those wigsā¦.
I dunnoā¦. Iāve had requests for that two-tone blue and white on real hairā¦and also requests to fill it in all blue or all white.
If you look at day before yesterday, even Rusty-Boy had that ever-popular coloration!
I think the Cheap Tricks Salon in the Ballard St. Mall is selling people on the idea cos they can do it using cheap powder bleach and Mrs. Stewartās Bluing
It dries and frizzes the hair ā¦. and will NEVER have the shine, sparkle and depth I give your crowning glory with the finest products, including X Industriesā Ā© Color-Change tints.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Monkey, I got the picture of Nealās workā¦.very kind of himā¦. butā¦..umā¦.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Iāve been looking for a dress Monkey, but itās past my nap timeā¦ā¦See all of you laterā¦.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
pcolli ā for some reason I never have a problem understanding the Monkeyā¦now I wonder why.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
One of Nealās early attempts (before he understood that piano were not meant to fly).
Plods with ...ā¢ over 12 years ago
Step one: Set pants on fire.Step two: Brace yourself
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ IMudd
There are draped salons overlooking the Bal de Ballarde , where one can observe the goings-on, then draw the drapes and have a private meal or relax on the chaise longue for a bit. Perhaps this would work for you? It would be a shame for you to miss itā¦
Say the word, and Iāll reserve one for you.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Thatās the same way Neal approaches the ER.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
and the coller can act as a neck brace for when he breaks hisā¦neck, that is.
StelBel over 12 years ago
Well, then weāll make sure we take plenty of pictures to show you, then. Keep cool!
StelBel over 12 years ago
Neal happened to see this photo in a magazine in the dentistās office, and just knew that he could duplicate the wings once he got back to his basement workshopā¦
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Stelā¦. we need to encourage Neal to duplicate one important feature he ignored: the NOSE CONE, a term Iām sure heād respond to better than āhelmet.ā
In fact weād better say āPlease, wonāt you buy a professionally made nose cone ,ā cos āduplicateā implies āmakeā and we donāt want him ttrusting his own concoction of paper plates and styrofoam egg cartons.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
X and Monkey ā¦. Wait a minuteā¦. have I been working my fingers to the bone, making signs, writing āVote Monkeyā in mustard on hot dogs for a 50Ā¢ profitā¦.converting the bakery into a campaign headquarters and cleaning it up after visiting goat, sheep, yak and monkey delegations from Turdmunkestanā¦.just to raise $16 and change after expensesā¦.when the Monkey already has piles of ready cash????
Somebodyās got some āspaininā to do!!!
StelBel over 12 years ago
@Susan Sunshine
So, what will you be wearing in the Cotillion Parade and Bal de Ballarde???
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ SusanSunshine
āā¦when the Monkey already has piles of ready cash????ā+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++UH OH! I was wondering how a new county jail and sports center were going to get fundedā¦..
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Stelā¦. yes!
If those two have been holding out, the next hot dog out of my hands will look like this:
After all, I also have to devote energy to another missionā¦. so if the Monkey doesnāt need my effortsā¦.(sniffle)ā¦. wellā¦
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
sniffleā¦ sobā¦
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Stelā¦. Iām not sureā¦. cos this is not ā¦chokeā¦ a moment ā¦ when I feel ā¦. like thinking about ball gownsā¦. ā¦sniffleā¦
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ SusanSunshine
OK, letās not get too upset yet. Iām hopinā thereās a REASONABLE explanation for all this. Of course, do you suppose Linguist knew about this weeks ago, and thatās why he wasnāt fully in support of FSMB ? Anyway, letās see what everybodyās got to say for themselves. Just saw X hereā¦
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ok, Stelā¦. Iāll try to keep my chin upā¦. after all, X and the Monkey have always been such good friends.
I just canāt believe thereās not a good explanationā¦.guys??
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, X ā¦ you posted that while I was typingā¦.is that true??I mean, really??
Iāve always trusted you guys, you knowā¦.I mean, wellā¦ itās been pretty obviousā¦.and I want so much to believe you now.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
But Xā¦.
Are you saying that even in far Turdmunkestanā¦. they put Ben Franklin on their currency??
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Suzi Suzi Suziā¦!!!!Ah Jess sawyer postā¦ X is rightā¦!!! Ifān ya go back a month or so youāll see that we got them pallets from T-stan an there actual ā¬Terdmarksā¦ Exchange rate is .00638112 per USDā¦ An if ya look closer, that aināt Ben, thatās the furst Ambassador to the USā¦. Don Ricklestanā¦. He made a mint importing Tstan hockey pucksā¦ an of corse you know nobody on BS accepts Tstan ā¬Terdmarks ā¦. !!!! All yer hard week is NOT fer naughtā¦!!! Right Xā¦??!!!!! An the leftover funds from Mah camp pain fer the jail an stadium is wishful optomizmā¦!!!!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Cāmon over hear Suziā¦ Ah thinks yer needs a ānaner dakery an a foots rubā¦!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh Monkey!!Iām so glad you explained!I wasā¦. well, I was SO happy thinking you wanted to clean up Ballard Countyā¦.Iām just (sniff) very glad to hear I wasnāt wrongā¦. cos I spent a lot of time yesterday at the soap factory, talking them into producing this wonderful campaign itemā¦.which they are giving us AT COSTā¦(I even got them to make the āfresh airā scented one in BLUEā¦.)and all the profits will go to the campaign!
I just knew youād never let me downā¦
Anyway I gotta job to doā¦.see everybody laterā¦ or in the morningā¦.Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Luv da soap Suzi!!!! Keepin mah pits clean reel gudā¦!!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Monkey - did I get home too late for that āānaner dakery an a foots rubā¦ā?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
While it has been nice knowing Neal these past three minutes, I fear our friendship may be coming to an abrupt end. Ours was a passionate bond while it lasted. Brief, but fiery, you could say.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...ā¢ over 2 years ago
Wonāt workā¦itās not ACME
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Good morning Cleofans! Floridians are here. bizzy bizzy bizzy
Lung update: Getting dental clearance next month after getting work done, then on the list and wait.
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hi Plods!