Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 29, 2012

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Thatā€™s just plain scary !

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    To: Redkeycei Repoc,Welcome to the neighborhood. I thought you might like to know that this Saturday, I have some friends dropping by who are musicians. My buddy, the irrepressible, follicle challenged, ( stand in for Laughin Larry ) guitarist from Tenacious D, Kyle Gass will be dropping by. He said good ole Jack ( Black ) might accompany him. So if you want to drop by and do a little jamming, youā€™re more than welcome.Mayebe rock out on a little Deth Starr with Jack, if thatā€™s your kind of thing.Of course all of my Ballard Street friends are invited also. Rum Punch and Snickerdoodles for all !

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Iā€™m troubled by Nealā€™s square tush, it is disturbing.

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    beviek Says1Wow, somebodyā€™s got a short fuse!!

    1This comment was pre-prepared to mess with your head

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Neilā€™s take off may be interesting but Iā€™m not so sure of the landing.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Itā€™s a grate day at the Munkeyā€™s champagne campaign headquartersā€¦. Besides all the bootyful wimens dressinā€™ up in there finery dresses fer the Cotillyun Paraydā€¦ The Munkeysā€™ Politikal Potty Partee (Terdtikipubs) travel agent and part time sky-riter Neal ā€œBuzzā€ Allrun has volunteared to rite a speshul camp pain messedge above the Ballard County Corthouseā€¦.. now ifā€™n one of mah party delicates wood be kind enuff ta git a pikshur of it, we cud git it on the evnin noozeā€¦!!!! (Thanx Neal!!!)

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Itā€™s gonna be a grate dayā€¦ ah can feel it in mah bonez..!!

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    BTWā€¦ X wuz nyce enuff ta hep out a gud fren at Hermanz with sum fynanse guy danceā€¦ Wut a NYSE guyā€¦!!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Neal is off to a flying start!

    Whatā€™s to worry about?His special collar/wing yoke doubles as a life saverā€¦. he has his extra large nitro feul tank securely attached to hisā€¦..umā€¦. maybe it shouldnā€™t be ā€¦. you knowā€¦. right there on his clothes, thoughā€¦.

    Umā€¦ Neal! Wait!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Monkey! ā€” hope you saw my message last nightā€¦

    and speaking of messages last nightā€¦.Linguistā€¦. there seem to be an echoā€¦.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    X! How did Bev know??

    And Margā€¦. that seems to be pretty common on Ballard St.Iā€™ve been wondering whether they wear cardboard inside their pants to save the fabric.

    Ohā€¦.. and Stel, when you show upā€¦.about those wigsā€¦.

    I dunnoā€¦. Iā€™ve had requests for that two-tone blue and white on real hairā€¦and also requests to fill it in all blue or all white.

    If you look at day before yesterday, even Rusty-Boy had that ever-popular coloration!

    I think the Cheap Tricks Salon in the Ballard St. Mall is selling people on the idea cos they can do it using cheap powder bleach and Mrs. Stewartā€™s Bluing

    It dries and frizzes the hair ā€¦. and will NEVER have the shine, sparkle and depth I give your crowning glory with the finest products, including X Industriesā€™ Ā© Color-Change tints.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Monkey, I got the picture of Nealā€™s workā€¦.very kind of himā€¦. butā€¦..umā€¦.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Iā€™ve been looking for a dress Monkey, but itā€™s past my nap timeā€¦ā€¦See all of you laterā€¦.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    pcolli ā€” for some reason I never have a problem understanding the Monkeyā€¦now I wonder why.

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    One of Nealā€™s early attempts (before he understood that piano were not meant to fly).

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    Plods with ...ā„¢  over 12 years ago

    Step one: Set pants on fire.Step two: Brace yourself

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    @ IMudd

    There are draped salons overlooking the Bal de Ballarde , where one can observe the goings-on, then draw the drapes and have a private meal or relax on the chaise longue for a bit. Perhaps this would work for you? It would be a shame for you to miss itā€¦

    Say the word, and Iā€™ll reserve one for you.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Thatā€™s the same way Neal approaches the ER.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    and the coller can act as a neck brace for when he breaks hisā€¦neck, that is.

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    Well, then weā€™ll make sure we take plenty of pictures to show you, then. Keep cool!

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    Neal happened to see this photo in a magazine in the dentistā€™s office, and just knew that he could duplicate the wings once he got back to his basement workshopā€¦

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Stelā€¦. we need to encourage Neal to duplicate one important feature he ignored: the NOSE CONE, a term Iā€™m sure heā€™d respond to better than ā€œhelmet.ā€

    In fact weā€™d better say ā€œPlease, wonā€™t you buy a professionally made nose cone ,ā€ cos ā€œduplicateā€ implies ā€œmakeā€ and we donā€™t want him ttrusting his own concoction of paper plates and styrofoam egg cartons.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    X and Monkey ā€¦. Wait a minuteā€¦. have I been working my fingers to the bone, making signs, writing ā€œVote Monkeyā€ in mustard on hot dogs for a 50Ā¢ profitā€¦.converting the bakery into a campaign headquarters and cleaning it up after visiting goat, sheep, yak and monkey delegations from Turdmunkestanā€¦.just to raise $16 and change after expensesā€¦.when the Monkey already has piles of ready cash????

    Somebodyā€™s got some ā€˜spaininā€™ to do!!!

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    @Susan Sunshine

    So, what will you be wearing in the Cotillion Parade and Bal de Ballarde???

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    @ SusanSunshine

    ā€œā€¦when the Monkey already has piles of ready cash????ā€+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++UH OH! I was wondering how a new county jail and sports center were going to get fundedā€¦..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Stelā€¦. yes!

    If those two have been holding out, the next hot dog out of my hands will look like this:

    After all, I also have to devote energy to another missionā€¦. so if the Monkey doesnā€™t need my effortsā€¦.(sniffle)ā€¦. wellā€¦

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    sniffleā€¦ sobā€¦

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Stelā€¦. Iā€™m not sureā€¦. cos this is not ā€¦chokeā€¦ a moment ā€¦ when I feel ā€¦. like thinking about ball gownsā€¦. ā€¦sniffleā€¦

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    StelBel  over 12 years ago

    @ SusanSunshine

    OK, letā€™s not get too upset yet. Iā€™m hopinā€™ thereā€™s a REASONABLE explanation for all this. Of course, do you suppose Linguist knew about this weeks ago, and thatā€™s why he wasnā€™t fully in support of FSMB ? Anyway, letā€™s see what everybodyā€™s got to say for themselves. Just saw X hereā€¦

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Ok, Stelā€¦. Iā€™ll try to keep my chin upā€¦. after all, X and the Monkey have always been such good friends.

    I just canā€™t believe thereā€™s not a good explanationā€¦.guys??

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Oh, X ā€¦ you posted that while I was typingā€¦.is that true??I mean, really??

    Iā€™ve always trusted you guys, you knowā€¦.I mean, wellā€¦ itā€™s been pretty obviousā€¦.and I want so much to believe you now.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    But Xā€¦.

    Are you saying that even in far Turdmunkestanā€¦. they put Ben Franklin on their currency??

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Suzi Suzi Suziā€¦!!!!Ah Jess sawyer postā€¦ X is rightā€¦!!! Ifā€™n ya go back a month or so youā€™ll see that we got them pallets from T-stan an there actual ā‚¬Terdmarksā€¦ Exchange rate is .00638112 per USDā€¦ An if ya look closer, that ainā€™t Ben, thatā€™s the furst Ambassador to the USā€¦. Don Ricklestanā€¦. He made a mint importing Tstan hockey pucksā€¦ an of corse you know nobody on BS accepts Tstan ā‚¬Terdmarks ā€¦. !!!! All yer hard week is NOT fer naughtā€¦!!! Right Xā€¦??!!!!! An the leftover funds from Mah camp pain fer the jail an stadium is wishful optomizmā€¦!!!!

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Cā€™mon over hear Suziā€¦ Ah thinks yer needs a ā€™naner dakery an a foots rubā€¦!!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Oh Monkey!!Iā€™m so glad you explained!I wasā€¦. well, I was SO happy thinking you wanted to clean up Ballard Countyā€¦.Iā€™m just (sniff) very glad to hear I wasnā€™t wrongā€¦. cos I spent a lot of time yesterday at the soap factory, talking them into producing this wonderful campaign itemā€¦.which they are giving us AT COSTā€¦(I even got them to make the ā€œfresh airā€ scented one in BLUEā€¦.)and all the profits will go to the campaign!

    I just knew youā€™d never let me downā€¦

    Anyway I gotta job to doā€¦.see everybody laterā€¦ or in the morningā€¦.
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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    Luv da soap Suzi!!!! Keepin mah pits clean reel gudā€¦!!!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Monkey - did I get home too late for that ā€œā€™naner dakery an a foots rubā€¦ā€?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    While it has been nice knowing Neal these past three minutes, I fear our friendship may be coming to an abrupt end. Ours was a passionate bond while it lasted. Brief, but fiery, you could say.

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    Tigressy  over 2 years ago

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

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    Plods with ...ā„¢  over 2 years ago

    Wonā€™t workā€¦itā€™s not ACME

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

    Good morning Cleofans! Floridians are here. bizzy bizzy bizzy

    Lung update: Getting dental clearance next month after getting work done, then on the list and wait.

    (((((HuGz!)))))

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hi Plods!

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