A grazing maceHow sweet the poundThat flattened a wretch like theeWhose head is flatThat once was roundDone in by my mace and me.Does anyone realize that the words to Amazing Gracecan be sung to the tune of the Theme From Gilligan’s IsleAnd vice-versa?Try it.
That’s why hymnals have a metrical index – you can put words to one and music to another of the same meter and have a cheap and quick anthem arrangement. Of course, little details like tempo and occasionally phrasing need to match too. A good example of a perfect match is singing the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales (in the original) to These Foolish Things Remind Me of You.
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
Oof!
Linux0s over 12 years ago
I wonder if this congregation is of metric or imperial faith?
finale over 12 years ago
Wait for the “Lugnuts” to perform.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
(Of course, the adjustable wrenches accept everybody.)
Odd Dog Premium Member over 12 years ago
And Lousey’s a lefty
pcolli over 12 years ago
They’re Lubricationalists.
pcolli over 12 years ago
Me next.
James Hopkins over 12 years ago
“Praise the Mechanic! Let Him use us as He wishes!”
Hugh B. Hayve over 12 years ago
We are all tools in the hands of God……or we’re just a bunch of tools, I’m not sure which.
jreckard over 12 years ago
The Revised Version goes “… saved a ratchet like me”
cdward over 12 years ago
Seems a little screwy to me. :-)
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Followed by a baptism in WD 40?!? . . . . . ☻
jreckard over 12 years ago
It’s a song that spanners generations.
runar over 12 years ago
A grazing maceHow sweet the poundThat flattened a wretch like theeWhose head is flatThat once was roundDone in by my mace and me.Does anyone realize that the words to Amazing Gracecan be sung to the tune of the Theme From Gilligan’s IsleAnd vice-versa?Try it.
boff0 over 12 years ago
You tight up my life!!!!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Gut wrenching.
timtribbett over 12 years ago
Groan!
prrdh over 12 years ago
I wonder if they accept Darwin’s theory that they’re descended from monkey wrenches.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hey! The third one from the right is a metric heretic. Burn him!
MachalaMan over 12 years ago
One thing to make it better: the cross on the pulpit should be a crossbar tire iron.
flagfly over 12 years ago
Amazing Grace is about life not funerals.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
Pew! Those puns stink! Oops, hope no one puts a hex on me for that! The oil-stained glass is a nice touch.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Socket to me brother!
Is that Allen at the key baord?
hippogriff over 12 years ago
That’s why hymnals have a metrical index – you can put words to one and music to another of the same meter and have a cheap and quick anthem arrangement. Of course, little details like tempo and occasionally phrasing need to match too. A good example of a perfect match is singing the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales (in the original) to These Foolish Things Remind Me of You.
danlarios over 12 years ago
I can hardly wait for the screwdrivers version
pierreandnicole over 12 years ago
You’re all very clever.
Perkycat over 12 years ago
Thank you to all the commentors – Lots of laughs today! You can usually count on Argyle Sweater to bring out the best in you all.
J Quest over 12 years ago
…I once was tight, but now unbound, was stuck, but now I’m free!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
ratchet up the volume on that sound system will ya!Looks like their God’s name is Henry.
J Short over 12 years ago
There favorite song was by Archie Bell and the Drells.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Wednesday Night Wenches….
iamjoyous over 12 years ago
Arghhhh!! I’ll never hear that beautiful anthem the same again! You have ruined it!! LOL — keep it up, you make me laugh every day… Joyous
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
You’re all preaching to the plier….
Thomas Skogestad over 12 years ago
Now I’m not looking for app solution. — Depeche Mode