Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 08, 2012

That’s it, just keep digging yourself in deeper…

That’s good, I never heard that one before!

Did they light up, when you putted?

It’s a small tree, places have to do double/triple duty.Breakfast in the mornings, booze in the evening.

one of the best, ever

Should have told her he was with a woman. She’d call him a liar and say he’d been out with his golf buddies.

i always considered golf clubs earth moving equipment……he’s using his to dig himself deeper and deeper.

I used to golf at night on a golf course.

Some buddies and i would buy a couple of cases. Find a spot on the greens and drink half the night away.. We called it night golfing.. Interestingly though we would never make it past that one hole…

Don’t pay the ransom, honey. I escaped !

Senator…she ain’t THAT blind.

do your golf balls glow in the dark?

night putting, oh how I miss it

old joke … guy was fooling around in the afternoon and fell asleep … suddenly he woke up, notice the time and told his mistress … “quick take my shoes and scuff them on the lawn” … then he went home and his wife said, “why were you gone all afternoon? I called your office several times?” … he said, “honey, I’ve been seeing another woman and I’m sorry.” She looked at his shoes and said, “you liar! You’ve been sneaking out playing golf again, haven’t you!?!”

the same basic ‘punch line’ was used in a “Mutt & Jeff” comic back in … late 60s or early 70s… as best I recall…an associated M&J had them coming home late/drunk and the “wife” said: ‘Why did you get drunk in the first place?" — their reply was: "It wasn’t in the FIRST place…"

rollsroyce jeff macneely passed away his widow and his assistants now do the strip