Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 02, 2012

I’ll say!

number three maybe?

At a bus transit center one day, I, a male, was going to the unisex bathroom and some female therein said it was occupied. Seriously, lock the place!

Having a little crap game.

I have just that opinion (what Lio sees) of any “Port-O-Potty”! Yuck!

Sometimes its just the smell that jumps out at you like that.

Reading the comics, of course. Come on man, don’t you know that by now? :-D

Gasping for air.

Good one Lio.

Still not as bad as when I escorted my (quadriplegic) wife into the ladies room at Cracker Barrel in Topeka, KS, and the (male) manager of the restaurant came in and stared at my wife (as she was in the process of transferring to the toilet) for about 30 seconds before demanding to know what I was doing in there.

And that paled in comparison to the circus that descended when we emerged. She was actually so humiliated she burst into tears.

dude’s gotta lay off those Arab shish-ka-bobs

Not “OCCUPIED” but “POSSESSED”.

Thanks for the reminder.