The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 24, 2012

Don’t “whip” him? What does she mean? I’m thinking we’ll have a big run on Brain Bleach if any of the imagined scenarios occur.

Marg! I was just about to say the same thing about brain bleach!

I think we need to set up a booth by the shore and sell to-go cups, along with the big bottles.

We can use those nice dispensers from x_Tech….

Good thing we got that fresh tanker load last week….

“Gitcher ice cold Brain Bleach right here!”

“Summer looks better with Marg and Susan’s Ultra Super!”

Meanwhile, sure, take off your lifebelt, Burl….

Why would you worry, with your good friend Jerry piloting a a craft made by “Sinker boats?”

I’m sure you’re over the not-quite-visible weight limit anyway… might as well rely on your own buoyant flab.

After using the magnifier to read the details, and accidentally getting a better look at Burl’s belly and Jerry’s ….ugh…. legs… I’m ready for my morning cuppa M&S Ultra Super, myself!

Good Morning Crustwoodians!Line forms on the right.

Let me count the safety violations. No one in the boat has a life jacket. Burl’s is the wrong type and expired anyway. Neither Dale nor Jerry are wearing one at all. Then they are planning to race up and down in a restricted space. Does anyone there even know how to handle a boat as powerful as a “Sinker?”

We are almost guaranteed at news item by this fool group.

oh god they all might as well be drunk as they won’t be anymore dangous

It’s about time for a “Jerry gets a body wax” episode.

Paying $9 each for the approved life jackets would throw a major damper on their vacation. The good safety water ski flotation jackets are $95 each.

Burl may lose his trunks? Now I am the one who is scared!

Once they all get in the boat…. those cabins will be underwater…. ! ! !

THIS one really calls for extra large size of BB, and just when my BF is playing his own collection of Lanza songs for me while he takes care of som paperwork ;-D

I refuse to look for a jockstrap when these three guys are pictured. Pass the BB, please.

Only 14 comments today? Geez you guys are slipping! Is it the heat or what? :-D

I wish I had read this earlier, it’s 7 here and I will probably go to bed around 11 PM or so. Is that enough time to get the visions of Hairy Jer, Burl’s ski belt, and the worst vision of all, Burl’s shorts falling off, out of my head so I don’t have nightmares tonight?

Jock strap!?!?!?!? I don’t want to find it…