Monty by Jim Meddick for July 11, 2012
July 10, 2012
July 12, 2012
Transcript:
Ah! Bumper cars! Perhaps my most favored carnival amusement of all! Here, children of all races, creeds, socioeconomic strata come to compete on an even playing field in a sporting game of rough n tumble! Blasted, Jarvis! What's taking Herberto so long with our custom Bentley Ramrod S2 bumper car? It should be only moments, sir... They're removing the final crate section...
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
yeees… equal.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
Same with tennis and the winter olympics
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Ah, yes, the old “even playing field”! And your custom Bentley Ramrod S2 (nice egalitarian touch, not going Rolls-Royce there)!
jgarrott over 12 years ago
Actually, Bentley is a Rolls-Royce model designation.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
If Jarvis is going to do the driving, it should be a Rolls.
breishis613 over 12 years ago
With Bumper Cars (as with golf, dancing, sex, etc.)… you don’t have to be any good at it to enjoy it. BTW: I’m with Sisyphos in praising young Master Sedgwick’s egalitarian touch. After all, he could have brought the Bugatti.
Sir Osis of Liver over 12 years ago
Actually, besides the standard bumper at the front, this bumper car seems to be pretty lacking in bumpers…
amazer98 over 12 years ago
Mitt Romney just withdrew some of his savings from his Swiss bank account (or was it the cayman island account?) so that Sedgwick could drive in style. I must say that Mitt takes care of his own!
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
How fitting. His very own bumper car. With two seats yet.
2011worldchamps over 12 years ago
Only thing equal in life is death.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Sedgewick is so spoiled he has to have his own Bumper Car.
comicnut4636 over 12 years ago
Does it have front and rear airbags??
vldazzle over 12 years ago
Yes- a few years ago I reread Animal Farm as well as Huxleys “Brave New World” (and revisited)- loved both novels as a teen- still love them.