Monty by Jim Meddick for July 11, 2012
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Ah! Bumper cars! Perhaps my most favored carnival amusement of all! Here, children of all races, creeds, socioeconomic strata come to compete on an even playing field in a sporting game of rough n tumble! Blasted, Jarvis! What's taking Herberto so long with our custom Bentley Ramrod S2 bumper car? It should be only moments, sir... They're removing the final crate section...
Actually, Bentley is a Rolls-Royce model designation.