Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2012

That’s not a very healthy diet.

. . . that’s more than some husbands . . .

That husband is a cad.

Hey, pizza and beer cost serious money.

Hey, it could be women and wine!

mmmmmm pizza / beer

Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summerThose days of pizza and pretzels and beer

Yes, I know it’s “soda” in the original.

i’m partial to fish sticks

That’s still better than what the Spook gets, for what it’s worth.

Alcohol: checkCarbs: checkMeat: checkFat: checkPerfect — the four basic man-food groups covered.

Mmmmm, pizza! 15 minutes of culinary delight in exchange for a much higher risk of heart disease later in life. Pizza can be so incredibly delicious, but heart attacks, angina, angioplasty, bypass surgery, heart transplants, etc. really aren’t all that pleasant. Sigh. I’ll stick to my slightly less tasty but far healthier meals. I’ll thank me later.

Sissy. :) What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, or something.

Greasy cheese pizza delicious? Ow…don’t you know that the human body can’t digest melted cheese? Somebody here’s a chemist, I know it…heat turns cheese to casein rubber, right? that’s the sickly cast your skin tone gets…but real FOOD on good bread, well, that’s another thing.