It’s an empty dirt road with weedy grass. Did you expect Vegas on the other side, you dumb clucker?
The grass is always greener somewhere else. Which raises the conundrum that someone must find your patch of grass greener than their current patch.
Stand in the middle of the road; it won’t be long before you’ll see the afterlife.(Or not, who the heck knows.)
Find a busier road.
Depends on where you are. I’ve been to places where crossing the road is taking your life into your hands – and reaching the other side is pure adrenaline.
I dream of a world in which chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
So the big question of “Why” remains unanswered.
Now, teach the technique to the possum.
Puzzled pullet.
LittleYipScream about 12 years ago
It’s an empty dirt road with weedy grass. Did you expect Vegas on the other side, you dumb clucker?
Aussie Down Under about 12 years ago
The grass is always greener somewhere else. Which raises the conundrum that someone must find your patch of grass greener than their current patch.
J Short about 12 years ago
Stand in the middle of the road; it won’t be long before you’ll see the afterlife.(Or not, who the heck knows.)
Plods with ...™ about 12 years ago
Find a busier road.
cdward about 12 years ago
Depends on where you are. I’ve been to places where crossing the road is taking your life into your hands – and reaching the other side is pure adrenaline.
demorodney about 12 years ago
I dream of a world in which chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
MikeyMN about 12 years ago
So the big question of “Why” remains unanswered.
jmcx4 about 12 years ago
Now, teach the technique to the possum.
robolt about 12 years ago
Puzzled pullet.