Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 17, 2012

Was that… uh… a bust of Ludwig von Beethoven that came out of him?

Now I know this is no ordinary farm! A cockerel that lays busts?

I think Poncho has crossed over into…THE TWLIGHT ZONE!!!

I think those travel sickness pills finally kicked in. Poncho’s not here, man.

Ow, I just broke my suspension of disbelief.

Ah, now I know where the first movement of Wellington’s Victory came from.

@Pschearer. I agree. That just seems too far fetched. Even with anthropomorphism and all, It doesn’t make sense.

I don’t know which is more disturbing the fact that the chicken gave birth to a bust of Beethoven or the fact that it’s a male chicken laying an egg.

Well, the rooster did promise to deliver more than expected.

Worst. Vacation. Ever. Unless the bust hatches into a cockatrice that plays Beethoven.

Lemme guess: the rooster’s name is Ludwig, and that was his first movement.

He stole this from Lucy’s piano playing friend.

Harrumph Mr. Gilligan! Two truths and a lie?

Cock-A-Doodle Doo! The rooster laid a…….bust.

Mr. Farmer supplements his income with a thriving piano-top statuary business.

Man! that hadda HURT!!!

males do not lay eggs

He was trying to lay the final movement to Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony but due to system failure his attempt was a total bust.

“Ohhh! I have busted myself!!”