Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 15, 2012

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    Phatts  over 12 years ago

    Happy Birthday, Rolling Stones!

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    Brian Jones was the only Stones who didn’t last.

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    legaleagle48  over 12 years ago

    Didn’t someone dunk the Rolling Stones in preservatives years ago?

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    50 years and counting. Rock on!

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    I hope MIc Jagger doesn’t ever die. If he does, I’d be the ugliest son of a @$%^& on earth.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    They’re still rolling, but time is NOT on their side anymore.

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    bwillett  over 12 years ago

    You are ridiculous, gmartin997. All those other bands you named broke up or just fell apart years ago. At least the main members of the Rolling Stones are still alive and together, and planning on making music again.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    And (the real kicker) they’ll look better than you.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    The troubadour went on to play for The Knack.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Hillbillyman…sorry, butt maybe you’ve been moved up a notch in the standings anyway…

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    No one ever “lasts” dear troubadour. We are all, alas, mortal.

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    Chewiek9  over 12 years ago

    Rolling Stones would have been the biggest if, 1. They looked better 2. They sang better 3. They were soberBelieve it or not, Mick Jagger looks hot in a business suit!

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    ginkens001  over 12 years ago

    Troob is about to have his 19th nervous breakdown.

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    Douglas Hakey  over 12 years ago

    Time is on their side.

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    rcerinys701  over 12 years ago

    Not to mention BB King, Eric Clapton, Santana and Aerosmith.

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    I would like to be in the morgue listening to the

    morticians comments when Mick or Keith finally expire..

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    K M  over 12 years ago

    I hear they’re still offering drugs to backstage visitors, only now they require a $50 co-pay.

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    adubman  over 12 years ago

    “Time Waits for No One” but if you travel to the “Citadel”, you’ll get “Satisfaction” knowing that you can get “Emotional Rescue” while “Waiting on a Friend.” Just remember not to “Sway” in the wind or else you’ll end up “Shattered.” Besides it’s a “Bit*h” if you don’t end up in “Heaven.” Oh well, I’ve “Had it With You” and I “Can’t be Seen with You” any longer.(God I love the Stones!) Congrats on 50 golden years, Boys….You’re the Best!

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    Michelle Morris  over 12 years ago

    That’s because Keith scared the make-up off!

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    Koolfunkygrrl  over 12 years ago

    Now you’re doing Hendrix? Make up your mind..lol…..j/k

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    Koolfunkygrrl  over 12 years ago

    You do realize that most of the bands you mentioned aren’t around anymore…as in some/most of them have died.

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    The Strolling Bones…

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    I can’t get no satisfaction from this plan…

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