Best gnomes I ever saw were sitting around a fire; they had evil little grins and were smoking their clay pipes, as a plastic flamingo tuned slowly on a spit.
Gnomes are a genetic group within dwarfs, like brownies in elves, and pygmies in humans. Lawn gnomes get the same reaction among dwarfs as curb jockeys do in the ’hood.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Just plant Catnip — problem solved
AKHenderson Premium Member about 12 years ago
Garden gnomes belong in wood chippers.
NE1956 about 12 years ago
This could be another Gnomageddon. (You have to know who Phineas & Ferb are to get that).
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
Aw, I think he’s cute. Want one. BTW, most garden gnomes I see today are made of stuff that would mess up a wood chipper.
pierreandnicole about 12 years ago
Peekaboo….go play elsewhere and leave outdoor life alone.
gosfreikempe about 12 years ago
Best gnomes I ever saw were sitting around a fire; they had evil little grins and were smoking their clay pipes, as a plastic flamingo tuned slowly on a spit.
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
“Lawn ornaments don’t have claws!”…but hidden bush ornaments do!
underwriter about 12 years ago
Try Gnome-Be-Gone.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
Peekaboo is on the hunt…again.
Mitchtheone about 12 years ago
The World Wide Garden Gnome Liberation Party lives.. all garden Gnomes will be freed.. So that they can live happily in the woods with snow white..
hippogriff about 12 years ago
Gnomes are a genetic group within dwarfs, like brownies in elves, and pygmies in humans. Lawn gnomes get the same reaction among dwarfs as curb jockeys do in the ’hood.