Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 11, 2012

I sometimes hate it when Rat’s right

I’m afraid that Rat nailed this one.

Rat should be able to spot someone doing that, since he himself was busted doing the same thing. Doesn’t make the idea any less genius though.

I just drool, everybody leaves me alone.

Busted

Pig, have you learned a lesson? Oh, Pig; can you learn a lesson?!

Someone ought to write an app, that tells you whether the peson next to you is really talking on their phone.

Significantly, she doesn’t try that on Rat [the arrogant, manipulative, rat bast…], but on Pig [the kind, sweet, considerate]. Is there some kind of lesson here?

If she were my sister she’d have it turned on and cranked up so everyone could hear what she was playing even with the ear buds in her ears. And then yell that it’s not loud enough for you to know what she’s listening to, even after you recite the lyrics to her.

That dumb Pig’s a born loser.

If she were a pig she might be more receptive. You might have to settle for (ugh!) Pigita, Pig.

Yeah, it was a LOT easier years ago to notice the wackos talking to themselves.

I think women who are always on their phones try to achieve the same end.

Smart Rat, bet he does the same!

Wow… Rat is correct for once.

LOL xxx

No one asked me, but your self proclaimed title “TheTrustedMechanic” smacks of opportunistic narcissism.………just sayin.

I pretend that I’m talking on my cell phone. It works well.

“Wouldn’t it be nice if all those people who roam the streets of New York, talking to themselves, were paired off so that they could walk around in couples and look like they’re having a conversation?” (Lily Tomlin)

Supposedly a comment from Winston Churchill while visiting a farm: “I like pigs. Dogs look up to you; cats look down on you but pigs treat you as equals”

haha i do that too when im studying so that my siblings dont pester me…!!! lol

Didn’t Rat once do the same thing?

I do that sometimes to be able to not have to listen to my mom

that is so mean.