Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2012

A diamond?

If you’re eating out, nothing on the menu.

The guy by the window? FBI. Funny story, 10 panels later he was crushed by an Acme safe…go figure….

Depends on who’s paying.

Bicycles are like marriages, they can be very dangerous and injurious to your physical and financial health. One must learn to ride and navigate both, carefully.Hope you’re feeling better.

Learn how to use your’ apostrophe’s, people!!!

Water.

No matter what you order, it won’t be right.

May I recommend our vegan filet mignon?

Everything/nothing.

I like rare prime rib, the wife likes fish. I assault her visual senses with a bloody plate, and she stinks up the place.We’ve been married 43 years.

Whilst I appreciate and applaud your preferences, I must point out that perhaps vegetables have an opinion on the matter.

@pcolli

Excellent point. Perhaps we should direct Clark’s attention to “The Secret Life of Plants” by Peter Tompkins.Nobody’s getting off this planet without a good dose of guilt.

Since waiters usually ask the ladies what they want to order first, just have what she’s having . . . she may still want to scowl out of force of habit, but there’s not much she can do.

“Carbs make you fat” vs. “fat makes you fat” wars.

Am I losing perspective or is the guy by the window drawn in miniature?

I have a hunch he should be more afraid of whatever the humpback waiter has really got on the burner…It’s alive!

Oh how nice to hear someone speak up and say specifically what he thinks. Otherwise, no bull….t…..

@Linguist

Excellent advice here, from one who’s been there and done that. If only readers of your post took to heart the solid food for thought contained therein, there would be would be a lot of physical and financial damage avoided.Lawyers and bicycle manufacturers wouldn’t be too happy with you, though.Come to think of it, what are you trying to do, sabotage an already weak economy? We need to keep capital flowing, not choke it off.Food for thought? Scrapple, scrapple, scrapple.

I find it a shame that people who don’t know how to use apostrophes greedily hog so many, and uselessly. Perhaps someone would lend me some of theirs. And billionaires and the3000 “Americans” with two and one-half times our national debt in their Cayman coffers, please be alert and follow the precedent. I can use apostrophes too.

A different wife…

Or a round of e.coli…

Wine… the scowl should go away after the second bottle…

A divorce lawyer?

let HER order it…

@Linguist

See my post to you at Shoe. Any guilt feelings yet?

why is there all this assuming that is his wife? His Mom could be with him, after all.