Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 07, 2012

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    New York’s Coronary Corner.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    SNERK!!

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    Wait, is this a “pre-existing” condition? You’ll have to lick a car battery.

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    gosfreikempe  over 12 years ago

    You sure? Ten bucks is pretty cheap health care…

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    Peabody-Martini  over 12 years ago

    One stop shopping.

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    ChrissyT  over 12 years ago

    I can’t believe no one’s thought of that before.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Next to the lemonade stand.For when people find out the price.

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    Undrneath  over 12 years ago

    I swear everytime I see Danae there at the top of the strip my first thought is of Opus from Bloom County

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    So, can I go to the fried stuff wagon, then get the defrib special….then go BACK for fried stuff for dessert?

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Can I get a combo?

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    uncorked  over 12 years ago

    I think it’s more like $10 per joule…

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    The guy selling Fried Stuff (who looks like Captain Eddie) must be the Enfibrillator.

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    Beleck3  over 12 years ago

    yes, “Die Quickly” is the American Way as far as health care is concerned. otherwise you pay and pay, either up front or long term. but you pay the Insurance company first, but the insurance companies make sure they get the money

    you notice health care is not the issue, paying is. health care in America is second to making money off of anyone who lives here. leeches suck blood, health insurance companies-blood
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    William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago

    RomneyCare in action!

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    I enjoy how a Republican congress cheerfully dismantles as much health coverage as possible in the bill that passes, then dubs it Obamacare. I enjoy Theater of the Absurd.

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    I thought Mayor Bloomberg got rid of the fried stuff.

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    Really, if you are considering voting for Romney in a knee jerk Republican/best of two evils mind set, please get a copy of kingdom of the cults. Walter Martin/updated by Ravi Zacharias. Read the section on Mormonism. You can put aside then Christian slant of some of the article and just read what Mormons believe and get a few chills.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Remember the scene in “Great White North” where Bob and Doug MacKenzie discover the electroshock therapy chair and keep taking it for rides?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beauty, Eh ! I miss those two hosers.

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    Redhead55  over 12 years ago

    They need a few of those defibrillators around the state and county fairs. With all the deep fried, already fat filled junk they’re hawking now. Seriously? Deep fried grilled cheese sandwiches?

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    BluePumpkin  over 12 years ago

    The “c” word as in “crap”? Am I missing something here?

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    BluePumpkin  over 12 years ago

    $10 for a defib cart isn’t so bad considering what a ride in an ambulance will cost you. Then again it might just be easier to eat some fruits and veggies . . . were is the fresh food cart when you need it?

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    “C**p” is often said on The Simpsons and elsewhere so don’t be surprised when people use such words. People of an older generation put them there..I’m not defending the use of unacceptable words but just remember that people swear in front of their children and then complain when those kids use the words.

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you . . . conductive?

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    According to certain news-appearing ads in the local paper, we won’t even need this much health care program, because between Accacia berries and laser therapy, every single illness known to the human race can be cured!

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    And at just 19.95 plus shipping and handling. Money back guarantee! Thirty days free trial!

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    In fact, they can double your order absolutely free (except for shipping and handling).

    Order now!!!
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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    Remember the anti-obamacare fear-factory “Death Panel” whoopdedoo? go to a geriatric health-care facility, and talk to them about debilitating extended (or eventually fatal) -read expensive-procedure “implimentation policies”. it’s here, folks, and it’s real.

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    BluePumpkin  over 12 years ago

    It’s just the first time I’ve ever heard of crap being a swear word or a word to avoid in mixed company . . when you mentioned the “c” word I was like, “whoa! that’s crazy! I didn’t even know that word when I was 10!” expecting a different “c” word, ha ha . . . I do seriously wonder if it is a regional thing though. I polled the office today and no one ever considered it a swear word either. Perhaps not the most genteel of words, but not bad either. I’ll try to bear this discussion in mind when I go traveling.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Funny thing to notice among comments: Here, Snoopster is being dinged for very mild profanity; over on Calvin and Hobbies he is being dinged for text speak…bet you feel all beat up today. Don’t mind us old fuddy-duddies, we’re just old and cranky. ;-) [Copied and adjusted from NS comment.]

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    (Ok, it’s later at night, maybe I won’t bore too many regular commenters with this…always a worry.)You regularly bash spiritual things. If you want to bash religion for its atrocities, go ahead, I’m with you.But your views of the Bible are biased by those religions. They CLAIM to represent the Bible, but do not by their actions and teachings. Don’t drag the Bible into your tirades, or I might have to stand up for it and start teaching you what the Bible really says. (Yes, that’s a threat :-)

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    BluePumpkin  over 12 years ago

    Hmmm . . . I don’t really know if you could blame it all on them though. I think even aside from religion and politics, social groups have always had some sort of established code of behavior. Sometimes it makes sense, sometimes it doesn’t. I don’t think there is a place in the world (inhabited by a group of people anyway) that you couldn’t find some sort of social standard that is arbitrary . . . and the neo-Puritan/Nazi/Maoist/Confederates can’t be everywhere.

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    bluskies  over 12 years ago

    There’s not enough meat on their bones.

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    Hunter7  over 12 years ago

    I have $20 in my wallet. what sort of fried stuff you got?

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