Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2012

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    cookies333  about 12 years ago

    You never want to do it until you’re told you can’t to it.

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    Harryfan  about 12 years ago

    Uh oh, a closet anarchist is coming out.

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    watmiwori  about 12 years ago

    Whatever you do, Pandora, DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX!

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Harryfan, I’ve worked with Ann a lot, interesting experiences, all….

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    For the record, I used to be able to ride one of those devil machines pretty well….And after waiting in the back hall for banquet meetings to break, waiting tables in college with nothing to do but learn how to juggle three lemons at one time….I got pretty good at that..I’ve never put both of them together however…Bucket List…I’m only 59….Plenty of time….

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    larryscountry  about 12 years ago

    Human nature prevails….The easiest way to get someone to do something is to tell them not to do it!

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    greatbest  about 12 years ago

    funny.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Dogsniff, Cam? Ohhhhhh….Oh, yeah, ya got me…don’t tell anybody about Guinevere and I, it was jus……Oops, did I say that out loud? ♫ ♪♪ ♫ The rain shall never fall till after sundown, ♫ ♪ by morning light the fog must disappear. ♫ ♪

    July and august cannot be too hot. And there’s a legal limit to the snow here, in Camelot.The winter is forbidden ’till December,And exits March the second on the dot. By order Summer lingers through September,In Camelot..All and all it sounds like a pretty congenial spot….

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    pcolli, I don’t think so, some things I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid. Like standing on top of the north tower of the Mackinac Bridge..

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    jreckard  about 12 years ago

    OK, but why aren’t unicycles allowed past that point? You can bet that somebody is going to hear from All Cyclists Love Unicycles.

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  about 12 years ago

    This is…. getting freaky

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    el8  about 12 years ago

    A former girlfriend used to say: “Tell me not to do something and I’ll do it!”

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    roctor  about 12 years ago

    a unicycler has been stripped of his awards

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    wndrwrthg  about 12 years ago

    Sounds like another epitaph for the boneyard.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    The day I read the obscure law (I think from Kentucky) that it is illegal to teach a dog to whistle under water…was a tragic day for little Scruffy…

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    ossiningaling  about 12 years ago

    Beyond which point? The left? The right? Into the store??

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    The next scary sign he’ll encounter is " No Clowns or Mimes Allowed ". That ought to really bring out the anarchist in him !

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    Gokie5  about 12 years ago

    I can remember this: when I was three or four, my mother told me not to put my hands under the refrigerator. It never would have occurred to me to do that, but suddenly I felt that ultimate bliss resided in whatever was under the fridge. An irresistible force pulled my hand under the fridge, and snap! I withdrew a mouse trap. Maybe if she had explained what was under there . . .When I was in second grade, I attended a birthday party, and was told not to touch the puddle of melted pre-taffy on a plate in front of me. I ended up with a blister on my right forefinger – tooched up a centimeter or so.

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    Gokie5  about 12 years ago

    Man, that’s some honkin’ storm drain under the couples’ feet. Maybe the unicycle and its rider would be at risk to go into that. . . .

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Wonder what they think of Bi-cycles?

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    You just know Wiley could draw great juggling bears riding unicycles…

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Still puzzling over why you can ride a unicycle in the street but not near that store/restaurant…maybe it’s a china gift shop?

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    Wartfaced Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I’ve noticed recent strips are “classic” reprints. Has something happened to Wiley that i missed?

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    Shooter918  about 12 years ago

    I shall have to get my unicycle out & go to that place.

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    Whitecamry  about 12 years ago

    It’s the ol’ Prohibition Syndrome.

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    rugratz2222  about 12 years ago

    Tell the people the universe was created with a big bang and they instantly believe you without question … tell them the paint on the bench is wet and they just have to test it themselves.

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