Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2012

Hey, give him a break…I’m a little lysdexic myself…

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind duck….

Is that one of Akin’s ducks?

You asked before I had my morning cup of coffee — you get what you get asking then…

What, no fowl puns yet? Y’all are slippin’!

I hope he hadn’t misheard it as, it was his turn to make a duck blind.

Next time don’t go to a quack.

Got a new writer?

is billexsia a call back?

Well, I thought that was what you said, but then I thought, I don’t want to go hunting blind, whether I brought a duck or not.

When you said, you needed to take your duck for a walk, I thought you meant something else!

Alright, let him off the leash, and let him stay there in pain and AGONY

How do you make a duck blind?*****Poke its eyes out.

Yep, a double barrel of laughs.

Just wonderin’…Ducks don’t have ears (well, they do, but not like ours) so what’s holding those glasses on its face?

Hmmm, if he’s a French hunting duck, maybe he should dress like his owners – then we could call him Duck L’Orange.

His glasses are being held in place with DUCTAPE, one would assume

I forgot to duck and got blind-sided.

Is your rifle loaded, Dick?

PLEASE, WILEYGive us something political.

This one has left the ducks and turned into a male bovine crap shoot.

Maybe he could not forage one…..

hey Wiley…..where is our girl friend? is Danae sick?

@John Pike: Doubt it. If you want a political cartoon, head to Doonesbury if you don’t read it. @dabugger. Yeah, i wonder where Danae went. Pry just normal days for her

you all better buckle-up and duck…. this panel is a late summer oldie but a goodie rerun….

Live decoy?

That quacks me up.

Just shoot the duck…a successful hunting trip. If another duck shows up, they can shoot eider one…

Quack kills. Don’t do quack.

Duck!

Hmmmmm, it seems some don’t need politics to be base and mean spirited.

GROAN! and a good one, too….

This reminds me of the story about the nurse that was supposed to prick a man’s boil…

Why do ducks have big feet?To stamp out burning bushes.Why do elephants have big feet?To stamp out burning ducks.How do you get down off an elephant?You don’t get down off an elephant…you get down off a duck!Pay attention, people!PS: I support the Duck Political Party….oops.

I am ashamed.

One shot? That’s clearly a double-barreled shotgun…

A duck walks into a pharmacy to buy some chapstick. The pharmacist asks just how he intends to pay for it. “Put it on my bill” says the duck. Ba-dum-bum! (Sorry! I couldn’t help it…lol)

AFLAC

Look, someone had to say it.