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Wife: Still asleep.
I've told him a thousand times not to fool around with a gas barbecue.
Thirty-six years I've been married to this idiot.
Ten days and he's still unconscious.
Husband: Has she gone?
unnormal over 12 years ago
Probably didn’t take him long to figure out how to deal with her; certainly not thirty years!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Wow…at least he’s found an acceptable form to ignore her without getting slapped silly.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
For God’s sake, someone pull the plug, no one should have to suffer through that kind of unbearable agony
And those burns look nasty, too
Linguist over 12 years ago
First peace and quiet he’s had in thirty-six years. Painful but worth it.
jadoo823 over 12 years ago
…maybe she did…