June: I've never been to an awards banquet for airport security screeners. What should I wear?
Ralph: It's formal. All screeners wear black latex gloves!
Just as long as she doesn’t bring any nail clippers – they’re considered deadly. I guess the TSA is right – I’d probably die laughing at someone who threatened me with some of the things that get confiscated.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Here I thought the black ones were made of butyl rubber
TayoEXE about 12 years ago
He was wearing white gloves two days ago.
Mrs. Peabody about 12 years ago
Honeybunch should wear pearls.
seldon913 about 12 years ago
Just as long as she doesn’t bring any nail clippers – they’re considered deadly. I guess the TSA is right – I’d probably die laughing at someone who threatened me with some of the things that get confiscated.
dtayls about 12 years ago
What? No black executioner hoods?