The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2012
July 27, 2012
July 29, 2012
Transcript:
Bee items in order of wonderfulness. 1) The bee's knees. 2) The bee's niece. 3) The bee's keys. 4) The bee's cheese. 5) The bee's sleaze. 6) The bee's sneeze.
pcolli — don’t worry…if I were REALLY taking it to heart I wouldn’t have put in a collie joke…In fact, some might say the whole apology was just an excuse to get to that….
I figure you for someone who can tell when people’s tongues are planted in their cheeks…and I think mine is glued there.
Meanwhile…. Dog…. you’re right! Where is that frog?Can you sniff him out?
Actually, my late grandmother;s name was Beatrice and folks called her Bea for short. My grandfather used to embarrass her by walking by and flirting with her by reaching down and squeezing her knee. He would proclaim, “I just love my Bea’s knees!”. She would always blush and pull her skirt down further and scold him. NOTE: her skirt was already down to her ankles, he was squeezing her knee through the skit, but she always tugged it down more as that would help. My sisters and I always giggled, Probably more to her embarrassment than his actual joke.
“Why should you want to know? Don’t you mind about the future? Don’t you try to think ahead? Save tomorrow for tomorrow; Think about today instead”. (Jesus Christ Superstar. Words and music by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Weber)That’s a real blast from the past. From 1975 to 1980 I put together a road show to do selections, and rarely the entire musical.;)
margueritem over 12 years ago
This bee silly.
finale over 12 years ago
No stinging comments, please.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
If Scott didn’t get signed releases he may have to pay some bee’s fees.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
And be careful if you walk under the bee’s trees, especially if there’s a breeze.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
OK, OK, I’ll listen to the bee’s pleas…. anyway, those are so bad they make even ME break out in hives.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
(BTW the bees tease…actually they don’t mind unless I mention the bee’s fleas.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
pcolli — don’t worry…if I were REALLY taking it to heart I wouldn’t have put in a collie joke…In fact, some might say the whole apology was just an excuse to get to that….
I figure you for someone who can tell when people’s tongues are planted in their cheeks…and I think mine is glued there.
Meanwhile…. Dog…. you’re right! Where is that frog?Can you sniff him out?
Linux0s over 12 years ago
The bee’s breeze.
pcolli over 12 years ago
This only works in the US….the bees’ ZZZZZZZZ..Keep them from disease, please; so their honey we may sieze.
pcolli over 12 years ago
@prrdh.Thanks for the explanation. I once knew an Italian guy in the UK, who called his house Collepardo, after the village where he was born.
Tcassutt over 12 years ago
Scott is pollen our leg.
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well, isn’t this just the wasp’s elbows?
V-Beast over 12 years ago
“Stayin’ Ahive”-the Bee Gees
boff0 over 12 years ago
The bee’s tease is a real looker!!!
cdward over 12 years ago
I just heard from the hive’s chef. He’s really annoyed that Scott left out the Bee’s Grease.
J Short over 12 years ago
Pollen dust makes the bees wheeze.
magicwalnut over 12 years ago
Aw, Jeez!
Hussell over 12 years ago
Maybe Scott should just mind his own BEES NEES!
Actually, my late grandmother;s name was Beatrice and folks called her Bea for short. My grandfather used to embarrass her by walking by and flirting with her by reaching down and squeezing her knee. He would proclaim, “I just love my Bea’s knees!”. She would always blush and pull her skirt down further and scold him. NOTE: her skirt was already down to her ankles, he was squeezing her knee through the skit, but she always tugged it down more as that would help. My sisters and I always giggled, Probably more to her embarrassment than his actual joke.
Casey Southards over 12 years ago
Funny stuff.
DanReynolds over 12 years ago
okay then
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
Supposedly, the “bee’s knees” expression comes from a weird pronunciation of “business.”
JusSayin over 12 years ago
“Why should you want to know? Don’t you mind about the future? Don’t you try to think ahead? Save tomorrow for tomorrow; Think about today instead”. (Jesus Christ Superstar. Words and music by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Weber)That’s a real blast from the past. From 1975 to 1980 I put together a road show to do selections, and rarely the entire musical.;)
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
Where are our feathered friends? I was hoping for a graphic discussion of the birds and bees.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 12 years ago
And the soundtrack in the background is going, Bee-t it, bee-t it…
Earthling Premium Member about 3 years ago
What about the bees’ fleas?