Smart Ants ! I’ve noticed here that when it gets above 90 degrees that the red ants tend to all go underground and leave no one out milling around the entrance. After the tempreture drops below 90 they come back out again.
The problem is it’s a power mower. A REAL grass mower…the kind you furnish the power for, by pushing…? has made more kids strong than anything except bicycles. Sigh. Poor kids…must wear helmets, mommy dearest drives them to school, and they must have their own hypnotism machines(electronics) and phones. And nothing really to say, either.
One thing for sure…you can tell who is a good student within a minute.
Growing up I pushed a cast aluminum mower over 3/4 acres, and push a sheet metal mower over an acre today, In all fairness to kids, I have seen adults have monster mower tractors to mow less than a quarter acre. Some look like they could use the exercise.
Reminds me f the story of a kid starting college and wanting a car. He promised his parents he’d read the Bible every day if they’d get him a car. He said he did, but after graduating and still no car, his parents told him to look in the Bible. The money to buy a car was in the Bible the whole time.
I hate mowing my lawn, its nit a matter of fitness…usually I`d rather be paddling/fishing or mountain biking. What I hate is that my neighbor thinks I`m lazy because I enjoy bio-diversity ,flowers,weeds etc., and the deer that eat them in my yard. I hate that I am forced to raise and harvest a crop I can`t sell because of city bylaws, then pay to dispose of it…to guess who the same city. Rather let the deer eat it, thanks. I hate that I have to pick up dead animals off my “lawn” because my neighbor values green and pretty enough to put out poison for the rats/cats, and use huge amounts of weed killer on the “weeds”.Brown is beautiful baby….I love summer.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Ooooo… now that’s thinking!!
KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago
Smart Ants ! I’ve noticed here that when it gets above 90 degrees that the red ants tend to all go underground and leave no one out milling around the entrance. After the tempreture drops below 90 they come back out again.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Cue the Pink Panther music!
lutherg1 over 12 years ago
Ah….a variation of the ol’ wife/kitchen sink joke.
rshive over 12 years ago
The lawn mower is functional Johhnny repellent.
wbtthefrog over 12 years ago
Ants got lawnmowers?Ants this far B. C. got lawnmowers?
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,- Wooops Johnny,- Wooops Johnny
tigre1 over 12 years ago
The problem is it’s a power mower. A REAL grass mower…the kind you furnish the power for, by pushing…? has made more kids strong than anything except bicycles. Sigh. Poor kids…must wear helmets, mommy dearest drives them to school, and they must have their own hypnotism machines(electronics) and phones. And nothing really to say, either.
One thing for sure…you can tell who is a good student within a minute.
Karaboo2 over 12 years ago
What happened to the birthday cake? Johnny got mad and mowed out the candles. lol
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
Growing up I pushed a cast aluminum mower over 3/4 acres, and push a sheet metal mower over an acre today, In all fairness to kids, I have seen adults have monster mower tractors to mow less than a quarter acre. Some look like they could use the exercise.
gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago
Another good place is behind the vacuum cleaner.
revisages over 12 years ago
well, doesn’t that just turn your anteater into an aardvark. and yet again into an armadillo
Tsali-Queyi over 12 years ago
Reminds me f the story of a kid starting college and wanting a car. He promised his parents he’d read the Bible every day if they’d get him a car. He said he did, but after graduating and still no car, his parents told him to look in the Bible. The money to buy a car was in the Bible the whole time.
Wi7dBill over 12 years ago
I hate mowing my lawn, its nit a matter of fitness…usually I`d rather be paddling/fishing or mountain biking. What I hate is that my neighbor thinks I`m lazy because I enjoy bio-diversity ,flowers,weeds etc., and the deer that eat them in my yard. I hate that I am forced to raise and harvest a crop I can`t sell because of city bylaws, then pay to dispose of it…to guess who the same city. Rather let the deer eat it, thanks. I hate that I have to pick up dead animals off my “lawn” because my neighbor values green and pretty enough to put out poison for the rats/cats, and use huge amounts of weed killer on the “weeds”.Brown is beautiful baby….I love summer.
Casey Southards over 12 years ago
LOL!