Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 30, 2012

good deal!

It suits them well. I’ll bet they live like kings and queens there.

I hope they don’t invite any jokers.

If someone grand-slams that door they’ll be playing 52 Pickup.

It’s a small house, but their hearts are in it.

Makes sense to get out the spades and remodel.

It’s expensive — they won’t be showing their faces in any fancy clubs or buying any diamonds for a while…. but if they play their cards right, a new deck will double the space.

Tis never wise to live in a house of cards. They have a tendency to come a tumbling down. Just ask Alice…

Refresh your drink, Gin Rummy? You are over 21… Sorry the place isn’t in better shape, we got an Old Maid. So the backyard will have a pond and Bridge, but I especially want to increase the size of the master bedroom, so I can Poker.

According to Hoyle the aces can be used for the basement or the roof.

Don’t build your hopes on a house of cards.

gmu@328I just knew you’d have to comment on this one

I hope you don’t jack it up.

They’re a few cards short of a deck.

these puns are so bad I need to go use the royal flush

it’s not in the cards. sorry. no dice.

Hall the decks.

One good wind and it all falls down