Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 31, 2012

Why am I not surprised?

Um…. the left door says DTCC…is that side Duct Tape Critical Care?

I know I’m pretty tired… but at first I thought this was a place that treats sick duct tape…Then I thought…no, silly, they treat people who manage to injure themselves with duct tape…like, say, Tim Taylor and Red Green….

Then I saw the line about cost-cutting and thought… oh.

Right Marg. Not surprised.Most of the men I know already use duct tape for band-aids.They’d probably use it for splints and surgical stitches.Gotta be a guy thing.

Or just that I know the wrong guys.

Speaking of guys I know…. sorta…Pschearer …. hello from yesterday.Whenever I say it after you post, you apparently don’t see it….So this is a pre-post “hello.”

Which of course means this will be the day you don’t read Loose Parts….. but I tried.

The Red Green Memorial Wing

Perhaps the left door is for the Duct Treatment Cost Controls?

“And as soon as we can figure out HOW to get the duct tape ribbon off the doors, we’ll give you a tour.”

Duct tape stitchery works great!

SusanS, Cardiac Care? Chronic Care?Oh well, as Alfred E. Newman said after the duct tape treatment, “What, me warty?”

Wrong, we use super glue for wounds…. replaces expensive sutures.

Most insurance companies would not approve the use of duct tape….scotch tape is cheaper.

Soon they will have duct tape replacement parts. Duct tape valves, duct tape hips, duct tape kidneys, etc.

Actually, Susan, I think you know the right guys.

The GOP plan Part B. Part A was Die Fast.

So is this guy Red Green or is it a brand name?

pcolli — if you don’t know who Red Green is, you should Google him!

Makes Tim Taylor look like an amateur at self-destruction.

And Steve Smith…. sigh….

Eldo…. I’m afraid there IS no “we two.” Even if I miraculously had a shot, Mrs. Smith wouldn’t let me near….LOL….

BTW I saw some pictures of Patrick McKenna, and he is amazingly un-Harold-like in real life.