Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 06, 2012

Stop me if you’ve heard th

But not his limit on bass.

So… this Grouper walks into a bar….

Carp, eh, Diem ! ( Canadian Latin )

Ya know, I had an uncle who drank like a — nah, never mind,

waiter, do you serve fish here?

sir, we serve everybody here!

Alas, there’s not so many fish left in the sea.

This conversation is starting to flounder.

imagine how the fish felt!

He’s talking a load of carp.

It’s not easy to empathize with such a cold fish.

It’s Phishface on the lam from Dick Tracy.

Hey, buddy, can you spare a fin?

“I take it that the fish is named Phil.”No, the human is named Phil. I believe the fish’s name is Gill.

A Taliban terrorist and a rabbi walk into a bar. The terrorist shoots the rabbi. It was justifiable homicide because the rabbi was singing "Hey Mr. Taliban, tally me banana . . . "

Where do fish lay their eggs? In roe houses.

How do you know if a fish is singing in tune? Check his scales.

I guess the fish is glad this isn’t a dry town.

He thought he had him hooked, but now he’s telling another story about the one that got away.

⍢ Good one!

Phil knows a snook when he smelt it…….

Thanks for injecting stupidity into, up until your comment, was a lot of humor.

All these fish jokes are giving me a haddock!

He might be a pisces working for scale.

Sushi, anyone?

This all sounds fishy to me. Phil walked into that bar just for the halibut.

I think he’s just talking out of his bass.

Poor Phil, he wanted a Lass and all he got was a bass. There, my pun is added to the rest. Would someone please judge the best.

lonecat, but if they are out of tune, how do you tuna fish?

“Wet Dreams” by Kip Addotta.

“The mechanic told me that I’d blown a seal. I said, ‘Fix the d****d thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal!’”

What was his name? Not sure but he said Carp A. Diem

Wouldn’t that be “on the Lamb” from Dick Tracy??

Salmon needs to take these punsters out back and give them some concrete socks; let ’em swim with the lawyers. :)

Although I agree with you, friend, I agree that you should wither stay on the topic of bad puns instead of bad politics (or is that a redudancy?), or clam up. You’ll only attract the trolling sort… :)