He just has to detail all the ball games he lost (play by play, inning by inning), and how the little red haired girl almost noticed him at camp this year, but not quite.Good Grief, it isn’t that hard!
Give it another generation and only a few people will be able to read the first two panels. Nobody teaches cursive anymore. Soon it will be as easily understood as cunieform.
Cont.I played a lot a baseball this summer with the team I manage and pitch for.I had a great catcher in Schroeder, with Shermy on 1st, Snoopy at shortstop, Linus on 2nd, Pig-pen on 3rd, and Freida, Lucy, Patty and Violet switching as fielders. We almost won a game.
Snoopy was the reason we lost that game. We had to for fit the game, because he wanted his supper. I don’t understand why I can’t have a normal dog like everybody else!
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
An author, CB isn’t.
RetroJenny over 12 years ago
Come on Chuck. You can do better than that.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
Start with "It was a dark and stormy summer… ".
snoopyw over 12 years ago
Ask the proficient writer Snoopy for help!
Phapada over 12 years ago
but isn’t mather Language but I lOVE in English
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
And I had a very very very very very … very good time.
night ranger over 12 years ago
Use some adjectives, a whole lot of adjectives . . . . . oh, and a preposition.
rockstarjeo over 12 years ago
you can do it kid.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’d start with It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Then you’d need 12 less words of filler to complete the report.
jai-jai over 12 years ago
Charlie, For more info,Visit gocomics.com/peanuts
Number Three over 12 years ago
If he knew how to use Microsoft Word on the computer… It would be easier for him since there is a word count on there.
xxx
tajreagan over 12 years ago
That is how I write too
Lazydoggs3 over 12 years ago
Number three i dont think counting is his problem
Pretty sure something bigger than that
kbyrdleroy over 12 years ago
This is what happens to me when I try to write something.
rameumptom over 12 years ago
He just has to detail all the ball games he lost (play by play, inning by inning), and how the little red haired girl almost noticed him at camp this year, but not quite.Good Grief, it isn’t that hard!
dflak over 12 years ago
Give it another generation and only a few people will be able to read the first two panels. Nobody teaches cursive anymore. Soon it will be as easily understood as cunieform.
thewizofaz over 12 years ago
You forgot to count the title, Chuck. That’s seven more words.
angelfiredragon over 12 years ago
At least he can do math.
Top Cat over 12 years ago
Or maybe time goes by so fast that we can’t think of the words…
thevinman over 12 years ago
Nice shout out from the musical, was it from "You’re a Good Man, CB?
rosieposie2012 over 12 years ago
I remember thinking that same thing when I was in school million of years ago lol… :0P
Number Three over 12 years ago
@Snoopy_Fan
Hope you had an amazing weekend. I miss your comments so much here on Peanuts.
And the Dancing Snoopy…
xxx
iced tea over 12 years ago
He needs to describe his experiences at camp and playing ball. But I don’t think he’d want to say he struck out at every game.
bluedevilsinger over 12 years ago
Oh, how I hated those essays when I was in grade school! It was nearly as bad as “What did you do over Christmas Break?” Um, opened presents?
Miserichord over 12 years ago
Cont.I played a lot a baseball this summer with the team I manage and pitch for.I had a great catcher in Schroeder, with Shermy on 1st, Snoopy at shortstop, Linus on 2nd, Pig-pen on 3rd, and Freida, Lucy, Patty and Violet switching as fielders. We almost won a game.
Next?
cookies333 over 12 years ago
Cont.
Snoopy was the reason we lost that game. We had to for fit the game, because he wanted his supper. I don’t understand why I can’t have a normal dog like everybody else!
Next?
big man over 12 years ago
thats funny that charlie can’t think more about his summer
m.l. over 12 years ago