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My mother once told me that if I ever had a son, she hoped he would turn out just like Calvin. I aid, “I hope he would. At least he wouldn’t be boring.”
Yes, but none of you were Calvin and none of you were Calvin’s dad. I’m guessing their last name is Murphy (as in Murphy’s Law) and besides, we KNOW Calvin isn’t seeking to learn the ethical and safe use of either firearms or explosives.(don’t mean to grump but sometimes it’s good to state the obvious)
No doubt about it. I still can’t believe California let’s those two clowns have access to restricted firearms. Calvin will take over for Tory or Grant when they finally let Adam and Jamie do something nasty to them.
@ Denver Broncos (from yesterdays comment)“’Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.” I know exactly how you feel, having lost pets I couldn’t do anything for myself.
Great combination. Load a barrel full of explosives and then shoot it from a distance with a high-powered rifle. Homemade fireworks! Great to see on a dark night. This was Hunter Thompson’s favorite activity.
As my Mother and several of my Aunts INSISTED that I also receive a well rounded Classical education as a child, I was also the only Engineer on board who could (and frequently Would) quote Byron, Descartes or Shakespeare whilst on watch in the darkest hours of the night. My near Encyclopaedic knowledge/recall of Music and Movies (for THAT was what I was passionate about), also served to Amuse/Confound my Companions as well …In Short, I was overqualified to be a Marine! :-)
Peeing Calvin Decals?!?! See a urologist IMMEDIATELY my Friend! Passing Decals CANNOT be good for You. (Probably not too great for the Decals Either) :-)
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Be careful, Dad. At this rate, Calvin will be asking you to buy him booze when his sophomore in high school.
Sciatic over 12 years ago
should have seen it coming
Linux0s over 12 years ago
I guess this doesn’t build character.
el8 over 12 years ago
Boys just wanna have fun.
ratlum over 12 years ago
Keep him talking Dad lets find out what he wants to do.It might be very innocent.
rentier over 12 years ago
I took always my brother for going into cinema, when I was not old enough for seeing the film!
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Mom and Dad should just have Calvin institutionalized now and get it over with.
runar over 12 years ago
My mother once told me that if I ever had a son, she hoped he would turn out just like Calvin. I aid, “I hope he would. At least he wouldn’t be boring.”
bluskies over 12 years ago
Even you must admit Calvin doesn’t make it easy. Gotta give Dad some points here.
Sandy Shore over 12 years ago
See all you doubters? These are good parents!
Phapada over 12 years ago
look nice family…. I Love Them…
Phapada over 12 years ago
ha h ah ha…..
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Yes, but none of you were Calvin and none of you were Calvin’s dad. I’m guessing their last name is Murphy (as in Murphy’s Law) and besides, we KNOW Calvin isn’t seeking to learn the ethical and safe use of either firearms or explosives.(don’t mean to grump but sometimes it’s good to state the obvious)
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Come on, Dad…never be too busy to encourage a terrorist! Be a sport!
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@Hoodude: Here is the Peanuts strip that you requested yesterday. One of my favorites.Click here: Peanuts (November 4, 1978)
Number Three over 12 years ago
It’s still quality time, Dad!
Besides… You might have fun.
xxx
battle of plattsburgh over 12 years ago
Let’s go get Moe.
elbeck over 12 years ago
Girls, guns and fire trucks. What a party it was.
4lou2toon over 12 years ago
love Dad’s face in 4th panel
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Just tell him it’s illegal and you’re not going to jail for him.
Hoodude over 12 years ago
Hobbes,many thanks….this one even has Woodstock! Wonderful,cheers! RE
angusdad over 12 years ago
You would think that by now, Calvin’s dad would know not to agree to anything until he knows what it is.
Thomas Linquist over 12 years ago
No doubt about it. I still can’t believe California let’s those two clowns have access to restricted firearms. Calvin will take over for Tory or Grant when they finally let Adam and Jamie do something nasty to them.
Aerin17 over 12 years ago
@ Denver Broncos (from yesterdays comment)“’Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.” I know exactly how you feel, having lost pets I couldn’t do anything for myself.
Aerin17 over 12 years ago
A perfect example of how his parents do love him, but are occasionally clueless when it comes to dealing with him in real life.
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Sabotage the school bus?
bmonk over 12 years ago
“@Veridian
“Your talent and education were wasted in the NavyShould ’ve gone into the Marines or Army where that stuff could be put to good use.”
++++
You never heard of the SeALs, who were formerly Underwater Demolition Teams?
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
If only he had pyrokenesis….
bvallinino over 12 years ago
What a BLAST that would be.
TELawrence over 12 years ago
Great combination. Load a barrel full of explosives and then shoot it from a distance with a high-powered rifle. Homemade fireworks! Great to see on a dark night. This was Hunter Thompson’s favorite activity.
khpage over 12 years ago
Does Calvin think his dad is a member of the Mafia?
CrazyIrishOperaGirl over 12 years ago
All in the name of family.
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@Hobbes (from yesterday),I think I see from where you are coming, but your statement is exaggerated, …hyperbolized, even (Snagglepuss) :o)
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) over 12 years ago
Nope, but he wants to be one when grows up!
Veridian over 12 years ago
As my Mother and several of my Aunts INSISTED that I also receive a well rounded Classical education as a child, I was also the only Engineer on board who could (and frequently Would) quote Byron, Descartes or Shakespeare whilst on watch in the darkest hours of the night. My near Encyclopaedic knowledge/recall of Music and Movies (for THAT was what I was passionate about), also served to Amuse/Confound my Companions as well …In Short, I was overqualified to be a Marine! :-)
cookies333 over 12 years ago
Maybe he could take you to the movies or something Calvin.
finch scout over 12 years ago
Of course!
prince111 over 12 years ago
calvin is a lunitic
Veridian over 12 years ago
Peeing Calvin Decals?!?! See a urologist IMMEDIATELY my Friend! Passing Decals CANNOT be good for You. (Probably not too great for the Decals Either) :-)
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
-And old enought to know not to!!
Purple Ninja over 12 years ago
Well, Calvin is old enough to arm himself but not with FIREarms.