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Humans are supposed to counter with brains and reason to escape real and potential threats but after seeing the pictures of consumers fighting over TVs on Black Friday, Iām not so sure the critical faculties are working anymore.
Humans do have one physical advantage over every other animalā¦ long distance running. No animal can run hour after hour like we can. We can literally run some animals to death. It has to do with the fact that we can sweat and very efficiently get rid of excess heat.
Oh, iād imagine thereās some mad geneticist out there, whoād be more than happy to use you as a test subject, and infuse you with the DNA for all of those attributes, and more!
Manimal didnāt last very long but neither did the most bankrolled (up to that time) program ā Supertrain. Anyone remember it?And then there was Pan Am.
Youāre right, Russ. But sometimes we seem to cycleā¦yāknow, progression/regression. Weā Americans have re-entered a regression phase. Frāinstance, the social-support system you mentioned is being replaced by a socialist-support system because on Nov. 6 we seem to have lost our collective memory. History tells us that socialism has never worked but here we go trudginā on down that same old road.
I can walk upright . . . Iāve got a brain and can think rationally (most of the time anyhow!) . . . I can talk . . . I can drive a car . . . I can do all kinds of things animals canāt do.I absolutely love being a human being!!!!!;-)
Bavardage over 12 years ago
Ah, the non joys of being a manimalā¦sigh.
rentier over 12 years ago
Perhaps a heart to love?!
Miss.Fit over 12 years ago
Itās difficult to find a human being today and then you sighā¦!!!sigh
Earendil over 12 years ago
all I can say is, they donāt let animals eat at outback.
RetroJenny over 12 years ago
Cheer up Calvin. At least your hair resembles a porcupine.
ratlum over 12 years ago
Not important ,do not be so greedy,Hobbes can not even open the door on a windy night.Or get the can of tuna off the self,or open the tin,but you can.
rpmurray over 12 years ago
But can the animals make fart noises with their armpits? I rest my case!
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
And of course opposable thumbs, donāt forget those.
susanwobb over 12 years ago
No gills either. Dang.
mkd_1218 over 12 years ago
But you have a mom to cook for you, Calvinā¦.
battle of plattsburgh over 12 years ago
I felt the same way, until that radio-active spider bit me.
elbeck over 12 years ago
Humans are supposed to counter with brains and reason to escape real and potential threats but after seeing the pictures of consumers fighting over TVs on Black Friday, Iām not so sure the critical faculties are working anymore.
Nairebis over 12 years ago
Humans do have one physical advantage over every other animalā¦ long distance running. No animal can run hour after hour like we can. We can literally run some animals to death. It has to do with the fact that we can sweat and very efficiently get rid of excess heat.
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
Calvin was just born soā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. wrongā¦.
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
Shaking head.
Perkycat over 12 years ago
Sorry Calvin ā you are just a mere human being.And Humans can leave all these funny comments. Enjoyed them today.
cosman over 12 years ago
Oh, iād imagine thereās some mad geneticist out there, whoād be more than happy to use you as a test subject, and infuse you with the DNA for all of those attributes, and more!
Number Three over 12 years ago
We love you for who you are, Calvin!
xxx
Purple Ninja over 12 years ago
Wings. Especially wings. I want some wings so I can fly around and be all like āha ha losers!ā to people on the ground.
djmalloy over 12 years ago
You do have an opposable thumb, which is something few animals have, although racoons do.
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
Well, Cheetahs donāt have retractable claws, so he could be a cheetah!
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
I do not envy compound eyes. You know how easy it is to smash a bug by moving slowly? Besides, imagine the optometrist bills.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
Manimal didnāt last very long but neither did the most bankrolled (up to that time) program ā Supertrain. Anyone remember it?And then there was Pan Am.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
Man canāt fly, but realize the cost to the animals that do is a higher metabolism (sp) and a shorter life span.
linda trigg over 12 years ago
web feet & whiskers what more could you want
khpage over 12 years ago
Calvin has a prehensile BRAIN, howeverā¦.
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@khpage,Now if Calvin could only wrap around the reason for his existence and the purpose of lifeā¦
shottie331 over 12 years ago
calvin is smartā¦just not in the traditional way.
murphyspop over 12 years ago
Youāre right, Russ. But sometimes we seem to cycleā¦yāknow, progression/regression. Weā Americans have re-entered a regression phase. Frāinstance, the social-support system you mentioned is being replaced by a socialist-support system because on Nov. 6 we seem to have lost our collective memory. History tells us that socialism has never worked but here we go trudginā on down that same old road.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
I can walk upright . . . Iāve got a brain and can think rationally (most of the time anyhow!) . . . I can talk . . . I can drive a car . . . I can do all kinds of things animals canāt do.I absolutely love being a human being!!!!!;-)
scsurfer over 12 years ago
Human shortcomings are the mother of invention.
38lowell over 12 years ago
Other than hyenas, we can laugh!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
Ergo, āhuman shortcomingsā equal necessity!
einarbt7 about 12 years ago
Yes, āallegedlyā is a good point.