Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 02, 2012
September 01, 2012
September 03, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: I weigh exactly 249 pounds. Hand me a donut, Norm! I still weigh 249 pounds. Hand me another one! Still 249. Hand me another! 249. One more! 250! OK, take one back! I can eat three donuts without gaining a pound! Norman: You're so careful about what you eat, I'm surprised you never lose weight!
michael100 about 12 years ago
norman take the donuts away.
BigChiefDesoto about 12 years ago
Weigh yourself in ‘stones’ like the British do. It’s MUCH more practical! You can eat a LOT more donuts without gaining a stone!!!
dugharry about 12 years ago
One stone equals 14 pounds or in english 14lbs
ncalifgirl58 about 12 years ago
LOL Only a man could get away with this. I only have to look at a donut to gain weight.
iced tea about 12 years ago
Those donuts will raise the sugar,too.
Jeff0811 about 12 years ago
In my personal experience heart attack or stroke were not an immediate concern, although they would have become an issue if I wasn’t careful. My Dr. told me I was pre-diabetic last year. I started working out, watching what i eat and lost 30 pounds, or roughly 2 stones. (more impressive to say I lost 30 lbs.) I still have about 20 more pounds to lose, but not pre diabetic any longer. What a relief.
jmo328 about 12 years ago
Anybody that eats like Ralph is ‘pre diabetic’. I’ve been type 1 for 31 years and have been on a pump for the last 3 and I now weigh 3 lbs. more than I did when I got out of high school 43 yrs. ago.
rfs454 about 12 years ago
eat donuts and fast food, Still kicking, Guess I’ll go to work. I’m guessing Doctors told you that stuff. I avoid all those worries by not seeing a doc in 42 years. Guess I’ll die tonight and not have to go to work. Or maybe outlive all of ya…