Oh Lord please don’t burn usdon’t kill or toast your flockDon’t put us on the barbecueor simmer us in stock,Don’t bake or baste or boil usor stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don’t lightly poach usOr baste us with hot fat.Don’t fricassee or roast usOr boil us in a vat,And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,In a Rotissomat”
margueritem over 12 years ago
She has her priorities.
randayn over 12 years ago
Scotty and Rosemary are both less than meaningless ants in a cold and uncaring cosmos.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
No, don’t talk to her after. It won’t be a pretty sight.
anniebodyhome over 12 years ago
Maybe if she got off it, she wouldn’t have a rash on it! (Reminds me of my roommate!)
anniebodyhome over 12 years ago
OK, my roommate is my daughter, but I’m starting to think aliens switched her at birth.
runar over 12 years ago
Oh Lord please don’t burn usdon’t kill or toast your flockDon’t put us on the barbecueor simmer us in stock,Don’t bake or baste or boil usor stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don’t lightly poach usOr baste us with hot fat.Don’t fricassee or roast usOr boil us in a vat,And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,In a Rotissomat”
– Graham Chapman and John Cleese
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
Butt rash? Rosemary? What have you been doing?!