Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 22, 2012

Was that actor in Gill-igan’s Island?

No… wait… this article on the net says he became the Guppernor of California…

Oh wow, and President? That sounds kinda fishy.But I don’t wanna open a whole can of worms.

Unfortunately they all floundered.

Is that the tail of the sick fish or does he have a mullet?

Wouldn´t a grouper have een better? Can´t exactly see what kind of fish its supposed to be – looks like hair on its back.

You cod to save it for the right time though – when your undefeated record is on the hook.

It all began whe he started getting these terrible haddocks..

…What is he sitting on?

I think he is sitting up for now, wonder what it looks like when he is in the prawn position. As part of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, ( Ifish )he is safe until Friday.

I hate to carp, but the whole “Win one for the Gipper” myth was nothing but a fish story.

Looks like the Gipper has an injured flipper.

LOL!

GO IFISH!

On a scale of 1 to 10, only susansunshine rates above a three. Her prize is a fin. Now everyone flipper a salute.

There he goes again.

Go for the halibat!

;)