Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 22, 2012

It must be a day off for all the regulars.

I used to have a car with that very sticker, that and 0 to 60 in 5 minutes.

Have got the same problem as the horse.It’s a losing battle.

My horn fell off.

Would a horse retire or re-shoe?

But please ignore the soft, smelly things that “fall off.”

Either that or the horse just contracted leprosy.

“I’m aging like a fine wine…one day soon my cork will dry out and fall off.”

funny.

in the third world, working animals are worked until they die.

Factory bumper sticker on Harley Davidsons.

All that for that joke?