Beardo by Dan Dougherty for August 16, 2012

When life gives you lemons, make a gin fizz.

When life gives you lemons, return them to the used car dealer.

When life gives you lemons, preserve them and use them in Moroccan cooking.

When life gives you lemons, just say “Hey! Free lemons!”

@Nighthawk, just saw your post. Went to your site, you have some good stuff. Very talented.

When lemons give you life, make lemonade. Drink it or you’ll die.

What i dont understand is…how does a strip as great as this one is go for years without syndication….i think this is up there with the doons and peanuts strips

“Carnegie lemonade”! Nice!

A teacher of mine once said: “When life gives you lemons… you choke on them and die, you stupid yankee lemon eater” yeah, he came from Georgia, pretty funny teacher though, real cool guy, kind-a like Beardo! LOL!