Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 13, 2012

So simple…

I wish it were that simple to get politicians to shut up!!!

Attention ladies and gentlemen of the audience, tonight the part of Marigold Heavenly Nostrils will be played by Mister Danny John-Jules.

Yeah, but then you get all these narcissus flowers at the table, and they have to be watered every now and again.

I called it! :D

Let me say something. I know what its like to beautiful. Everyone ha…..(sees mirror)…so very handsome

I am so humble . . . HOW HUMBLE ARE YOU? Every time I see myself in a mirror, and notice how handsome I am, it catches me by surprise . . .

One time a ruffian was walking towards me. I moved to the side, he moved with me. I moved again, he moved again. Then I realized the ruffian was my own reflection in a glass door.

I called it! :D––––––––––––––––––––––Yes, you did! LOL

Reminds me of some of the girls at my school. So maybe I should carry a hand mirror around?

Funny! My three year-old loves looking in the mirror,too. Me, I just see middle age wrinkles!

I think your turn is over unicorn.

Her eyes turned to hearts while looking at her reflection, Eeerrgh! Marigold is sooo in love with herself.