Berger & Wyse by Pascal Wyse and Joe Berger for August 15, 2012

Warning ITS NOT CHEESE!!!!!!!!!:}~

The scouting party reports was faked. The illumiratti are trying to save all the cheese for themselves.

“The Mouse on the Moon”, sequel to “The Mouse That Roared”.

We travelled through space and landed on the moon, studied it and brought back samples. We discovered that it is NOT made of cheese…and we haven’t been back since.

I remember those old Tang commercials where the Moon Men laughed about how the astronauts were so silly all they brought back was a bunch of rocks.

Eventually we’ll discover the moon IS made of cheese, and the surface is just the rind.

There’s no cheese? Really? Aw schucks!

I can tell they are rats, since rats have more modest ears compared to the large mouse ears. Got to love those ratties!

No cheese- lots of peanut butter.

An early “Mighty Mouse” cartoon from the late 50s/early 60sdemonstrated, to mousedom’s great joy, that the moon actually was made of green cheese!