Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 28, 2012

Coach/Referee/Umpire…same difference, right?

That IS coach…The athletes being trained are at the Amtrak station.

Maybe she thought it would be one of these….

Dogsniff…. I’d say I’m not gonna touch that….

But somehow that comes out wrong…

Looks like they get passengers of all stripes….

The basketball player is traveling.

literally, out loud

who IS that masked man?reminds me of the old airline commercials, I’m ___, come fly me.

Thanks everyone! Great laughs to get my day started.

phillyfanstukinmi: Or the railroad engineer response, “I’m Melvin, ride me to Chicago”.

Nothing personal, but if anyone tries to ride me to Chicago, we’re gonna have a slight problem. :—)

Better than talking to the coach while boarding a rickshaw, and adding a comma: “I thought you said we were flying, Coach.”

Fly me to the moonLet me play among the starsLet me see what spring is likeOn a, Jupiter and Mars

A cabin full of referees and umpires – what’s the joke about coach?

Thanks for all the giggles, folks!