Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 20, 2012

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    Of course ! We’ll let the geniuses at the five-sided doughnut shop play with it . What could possibly go wrong ?

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    BluePumpkin  about 12 years ago

    Reminds me of the atom bomb testing observations . . not enough was known about the radiation to make them think twice about taking a front row seat. Oops . . .

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    oldpine52  about 12 years ago

    Does Lars have a green card, or is he an illegal alien?

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Imploding is so much cooler than exploding….I wish the boys at the Pentagram good luck……

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    dkendraf  about 12 years ago

    Perhaps implode just the minds and bodies of those building the bombs…?

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    pcolli  about 12 years ago

    Is it real in the first place?

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  about 12 years ago

    1st part is political. 2nd part isnt

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Radish, I’ve always thought it was powered by beans….

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    roctor  about 12 years ago

    Don your sunglasses in case of atmospheric chain-reaction.

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    Can't Sleep  about 12 years ago

    No need to get stressed out. This is cartoon physics – the same physics that lets Wiley Coyote hang in mid-air until he pulls out a sign which says “Yikes!” before falling several hundred feet.

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    Whitecamry  about 12 years ago

    42!

    Or is that 48 this time around?

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Oldpine;Lars does not look Hispanic, so he’s legal. At least as far as Joe Arpaio is concerned and that’s the acid test!

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    I don’t have the Energy to go to Mass. I guess you could call me a relapsed Catholic.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Government motto: If it does not need fixing, keep breaking it until it does.

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    ramonesfan  about 12 years ago

    I remember in 1939 when they discovered that fissionable uranium could release huge amounts of energy. It only took 6 more years before Hiroshima and Nagasaki were incinerated. Physics is fun, ain’t it?

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    angusdad  about 12 years ago

    This is so true. If we took the time money and energy (no pun intended) to create something beneficial for people, instead of weapons, we would be far better off.

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    Anweir88  about 12 years ago

    ramonesfan – and would you have preferred it if we had increased the Japanese civilian casualties by an order of magnitude by going with the original land invasion plan to end the war? Read the actual Japanese gov’t documents from the time – they were not ready to surrender. Not by a long shot.

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    Trolls and Toads are out in force ( pun intended ). I just don’t have the energy to put up with their self-righteous b.s. I’m gonna do something productive, now. Maybe I’ll repudiate a Republican ? Or maybe, disagree with a Democrat ? See y’all later.

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    DavidGBA  about 12 years ago

    That’d put an end to war.

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    cipactli77  about 12 years ago

    Thorium

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    Dtroutma  about 12 years ago

    The concern was CERN would create not a “momentary” minute, black hole, but suck the universe in, not going to happen. Now, as to the Pentagon playing for “peace”, neutron bomb, Hiroshima on a grander scale, armed drones, “MAD”, cruise missiles, training dolphins to carry limpet mines, nerve agents (yes, they do still “consider them”), pre-emptive wars, and of course, contractors taking over the job, wonderful.

    LIttle grey men are much brighter.

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    lcdrlar  about 12 years ago

    The Congress (Senate)-That’s another group scarier that the military. The military investigates the possibility of a weapon before someone does, hoping to have the advantage. Then, we investigate the peacefull uses. Defense first.

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    lcdrlar  about 12 years ago

    Same as “political intelligence”, or “governmental intelligence” (Senate investigations, CIA, DOJ, Homeland Security)

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    Ernest Lemmingway  about 12 years ago

    The sick part is that Lars is right about the oil companies. Since no one has the balls—or even interest—to stand up to them and forcing them to release patents for alternative fuels as public domain, they have us by the short and curlies as they s-l-o-w-l-y figure out how to turn a buck on said patents. The gas stations themselves have to raise prices to afford the diesel-based fuel in the first place. $4 bucks a gallon?! For regular?!?! When I live in a state where the refineries are and thus have lowest costs of transport?!?!?!

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago

    The Higgs Boson cannot possibly be used to provide unlimited renewable energy? Says who? Lars says “It can, but I’m not going to tell you how.” If we already KNEW how to do it, Lars wouldn’t have to keep it a secret.

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    watmiwori  about 12 years ago

    And the Congressional kind runs it a close second!

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago

    Linguist’No politics today so please don’t inject them into the patient like doing so with cancer cells.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Heaven forfend ! As a political agnostic, do you think that I’d interject or inject sarcasm and sardonic humor into the veins of the self-righteous ?I am merely making, what I hope passes for wry observations, on the comments emanating from some of the Bullsh**t Mountain Trolls.

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    ComicPhilosopher Premium Member about 12 years ago

    then why do lars and his friends keep giving humans knowledge if they know how it’s going to end? also, just to determine the mass of the Higgs requires miles of underground superconducting magnet- lined pipes, so I imagine it to be very impractical for building bombs…

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    Kali39  about 12 years ago

    Military guy: So, that’s the powerful bomb you’ve been going on about.Scientist: Yes.Military guy: What does it do?Scientist: In the wrong hands, it could destroy the earth’s entire biosphere.Military guy: Oh. Wanna set it off?…Yes, it ends there, but there could be a coda: …Scientist: Send me to Mars first?Military guy: With one or two girls?Scientist: Six.

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    pawpawbear  about 12 years ago

    Isn’t that called a PHD?

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    Caddy57  about 12 years ago

    It would be nice if they could figure out how to “contain” the hot air generated while congress and senate are in session and give it to poor people to heat their homes during the winter. Would be better than waiting on Politcians to come up with something that is really useless.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Radish, Oh, man, I think you’re right!!! Beano is our secret weapon against outer space aliens… They can’t scoot if they can’t poot!!! I hear they went crazy when the discovered burritos…..

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    CougarAllen  about 12 years ago

    We do know how a bumblebee flies. There was a time when we didn’t (back in the 1920s) and the popular imagination grabbed onto that so hard the popular imagination still can’t let go of it. Them egghead scientists don’t know so much — they cain’t unnerstand how a bumblebee kin fly. HAH! Them scientist fellers ain’t as smart as they thinks they is…. That’s too appealing an idea to let go of.-Cougar :{)

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    Miserichord  about 12 years ago

    The fallacy that bumble bees shouldn’t be able to fly was based on the 19th century’s poor understanding of aerodynamics.-The bumblebee can fly because its wings encounter dynamic stall in every oscillation cycle, creating vortexes above the wing which produce several times the lift of linear airflow. This has been know since the 1950’s.

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    Miserichord  about 12 years ago

    Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared

    E=mc2

    Since mass is energy, being able to manipulate the mass may produce enormous amounts of energy.

    We won’t know until we try.

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    Spamgaard  about 12 years ago

    Tell you what, if the Universe implodes, I owe you a Coke!

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    watmiwori  about 12 years ago

    Doesn’t mean it won’t happen again….

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